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HARDCORE.....................................................................Not so Much
William Wallace......................................................................Wilford Brimley
That dude that jumped in the water and.................................sushi
beat the hell out of the shark that bit his
nephew's leg off.
Vikings...................................................................................the French
Staring into the face of a certain death................................... Justin Timberlake
and saying "Fuck you!" before spitting
on the spy/soldier/alien/grizzly bear
who is about to torture/shoot/anal probe/gut you.
Rugby.....................................................................................Metrosexuality
Tacos......................................................................................Personalized License Plates
Old School Metallica.................................................................Old School Wham
Pushing your 2 1/2 ton car three miles up hill "just cause."......................Pilates
Lifting weights..........................................................................Living..with..your..mom
Wearing a blood stained shirt...................................................Hair care products
Bragging to your friends about..............................Bragging.to.your.friends.about
kicking some dude's ass__________________________kicking.some.dude's.ass.in.a.video.game.