1. Canadians know what it's a-boot
Apparently, my flight to Vancouver has been cancelled. So the company put me up in this place. Small town. Cozy. Probably lots of hometown girls just wanting a big city man.
Yes, my friends, I..Barney Stinson..have gone quasi-international. I'm in Canada right now, but that's no reason for you in the states to forget to suit up! Best foot forward at every opportunity! Because it's that foot that's going to be holding the weight of that hot little number you got. Yeah.
Now. While I'm away from the good ol' US, I can elucidate upon more worldly issues. Every day, I get e-mails asking me…”Barney, how are you so damn well cultured?”
The answer, my friends, is simple. Sleep with international girls.
Girls want to think you’re listening to them. And girls want to be impressed. What better way to both impress and make them think you’re listening than to speak to an international girl in her own native tongue? So, if I set my sights on a Japanese woman, I learn Japanese. Thus I can speak to said girl [forthwith known as Wasabi, because Japanese women are HOT] in her language. This proves to Wasabi that I am not only a fine specimen of American breeding, but also care about interglobal relations.
And trust me, I care about interglobal relations. If you know what I mean.
So, dear Disciples of the Bro Code, always remember to pick up another language. Or five. You never know where the next hot chick is from.
Oh. To you Canadian viewers of this blog. Ever hear of Robin Sparkles? I know her. Yeah.
Yes, my friends, I..Barney Stinson..have gone quasi-international. I'm in Canada right now, but that's no reason for you in the states to forget to suit up! Best foot forward at every opportunity! Because it's that foot that's going to be holding the weight of that hot little number you got. Yeah.
Now. While I'm away from the good ol' US, I can elucidate upon more worldly issues. Every day, I get e-mails asking me…”Barney, how are you so damn well cultured?”
The answer, my friends, is simple. Sleep with international girls.
Girls want to think you’re listening to them. And girls want to be impressed. What better way to both impress and make them think you’re listening than to speak to an international girl in her own native tongue? So, if I set my sights on a Japanese woman, I learn Japanese. Thus I can speak to said girl [forthwith known as Wasabi, because Japanese women are HOT] in her language. This proves to Wasabi that I am not only a fine specimen of American breeding, but also care about interglobal relations.
And trust me, I care about interglobal relations. If you know what I mean.
So, dear Disciples of the Bro Code, always remember to pick up another language. Or five. You never know where the next hot chick is from.
Oh. To you Canadian viewers of this blog. Ever hear of Robin Sparkles? I know her. Yeah.
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