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Top Three Reasons I Love New York City:
3. Because wherever you were born, you are a New Yorker. …Unless you live so uptown that you really live in Jersey.
2. Two words. “Massage Parlor” Yeaaaah.
1. 2am in the morning, and I was in bed. But I sure wasn’t sleeping!
Miss me? Of course you did. Good ol’ Uncle Barney had to go back to his hometown for a little bit, but I come bearing gifts! Like...MYSELF.
You’re welcome, Canada.
3. Because wherever you were born, you are a New Yorker. …Unless you live so uptown that you really live in Jersey.
2. Two words. “Massage Parlor” Yeaaaah.
1. 2am in the morning, and I was in bed. But I sure wasn’t sleeping!
Miss me? Of course you did. Good ol’ Uncle Barney had to go back to his hometown for a little bit, but I come bearing gifts! Like...MYSELF.
You’re welcome, Canada.