Phone Calls from Canada
To the Gang in New York
Heey! Ted! Yeah man. This place is awesome. -Pause- Sha! Right! -Laughter- Yeah. -Pause- Tell everyone Happy Thanksgiving. I miss you, bro. You should come down!
Robin should go to the mall here. Hah. Yeah! -More laughter- Okay man. You too. I'll see you.
James, Tom, and Bro-in-Training!
Tom! Happy holidays man! How's my Little Dude doing? Happy Thanksgiving to you guys. -Pause. Laughing-. Pft. Please.
Yeah. You guys too. Nonono! Wait! Okay okay. -Pause. Grin- Jaaaaames! What up, bro? Canada is...wait for it! Awesome! Awesome, my man. You dudes should come visit. I think I'm going to stay for a while. -Pause- Funny enough, not a lot of Canadians in this town. None, actually! -Pause- I know! No one knows Robin Sparkles! I intend to spread the love.
When you come to visit, suit up! Make sure Little Dude is suited up! -Pause- They do not! From Milan? They make them that small! Oh I bet he looks so cute! -Cooing- Okay, yeah. Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Bye, bro.