How to lose weight around the holiday season...

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Since so many people tend to gain weight this time of year, I thought I'd post something to help you comprehend how someone (such as yours truly) can actually lose weight.

-Don't sleep
-Self-loathe
-Guilt
-Look at yourself multiple times in the mirror with disgust
-Tell yourself that it is not the economy but rather it is in fact you who is ruining Christmas
-More self-loathing
-Gag when you think of actually being a healthy individual

Wash.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Happy Holidays.