A disastrous dose of the truth
You're all simultaneously wrong. I know that makes it seems as though somebody is bound to be right, but nope. you're all soooooo wrong. When you're right, you're wrong. And when you're wrong, you're just as wrong. Sorry, bro. That's just the way the cookie crumbles. I wish you were right. But you're not. And you never will be, you hear?