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"I'd have no problem with a threesome."
"It's not chocolate! It's CANCER!"
"hehe...I smuggle oatmeal."
"Well he won't eat the paint!"
"They're CHICKENS!"
Something must be done about my...odd...sleeping habits.
"I Wanna Be a COWBOY baby..."
Did I mention cowboy hats are SEXY? Or that I LIKE cowboys? Or that I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANY OF THIS IS COMING FROM?!
Nicole Kidman is my baby's daddy. What? I don't have a baby? That's because she smothered them in the middle of the night while pretending her name was Grace because Charles wasn't back from the war and all the servants had left!
(I <3 The Others)
"It's not chocolate! It's CANCER!"
"hehe...I smuggle oatmeal."
"Well he won't eat the paint!"
"They're CHICKENS!"
Something must be done about my...odd...sleeping habits.
"I Wanna Be a COWBOY baby..."
Did I mention cowboy hats are SEXY? Or that I LIKE cowboys? Or that I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANY OF THIS IS COMING FROM?!
Nicole Kidman is my baby's daddy. What? I don't have a baby? That's because she smothered them in the middle of the night while pretending her name was Grace because Charles wasn't back from the war and all the servants had left!
(I <3 The Others)