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My brother is truly unique.
B: Let's go to Red Lobster! They have delicious crumpets.
Me: They're not crumpets.
B: Okay, CHEESE BISCUITS, because that sounds so much better. /sarcasm
(truck zooms by with blue flame decals on the hood)
B: Look! He's on BLUE FIRE.
B: When I was at camp, the guys said I had the zittiest ass they had ever seen. I sweated so much during the day and I popped them at night.
Me: How do you pop zits on your ass?!
B: You know, use the ol' reach-around!
B: Let's go to Red Lobster! They have delicious crumpets.
Me: They're not crumpets.
B: Okay, CHEESE BISCUITS, because that sounds so much better. /sarcasm
(truck zooms by with blue flame decals on the hood)
B: Look! He's on BLUE FIRE.
B: When I was at camp, the guys said I had the zittiest ass they had ever seen. I sweated so much during the day and I popped them at night.
Me: How do you pop zits on your ass?!
B: You know, use the ol' reach-around!