inability to commit. that's my self diagnosis. it's not on purpose. maybe it's a defense mechanism.
i got a new job at a bookstore. it's my first job that doesn't involve other people's lives at risk and i don't have to take it seriously. and get this. i can call in sick. i can wear pants to work. i think it's funny that i've never been allowed to wear pants to work. o pants.
i want to buy pants and bathing suits and i should buy nice shirts that aren't strappy and that aren't sweaters. i like sweaters. and skirts. skirts are fun. maybe a brown skirt. i have a brown skirt. brown makes me think of the 70's. o the 70's or the 60's. they seemed fun too.
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
writers are clever.