Joey, not Niki

Jun 25, 2009 23:59

Hm, I'm Niki's twin sister, 'cuz I don't know how many good LJ friends Niki has that haven't recognised my existence.

Yeah, she's kinda upset today, so I'm doing this for her, okay. People who don't know her for very long don't have to do this -- and neither do you, Anjila, because WE KNOW.

Niki wants to know what you really think about her, and not stupid crap like, "OH YOU HAVE NO FLAWS YOU'RE AWESOME AND PERFECT AND FUNNY AND A GREAT ARTIST WITH A GREAT PERSONALITY!" because that's flattery, though I have no idea what you want to gain from doing so. And even when it's not ALL-IN-CAPS please don't leave out flaws, or stupid things you've encountered through being in contact with her, leading to her looking stupid etc., 'cos I know pretty well that Niki's a really big dumbass (but dumbassyness runs in the family, so idkwtf).

So. No shit please, and thank you.
No defriendings will be made after this post, but feel free to defriend her if you, I dunno, are against this sort of no-shit-shit.

But then again, both Niki and I know that no one will be reading this.

no shit please, joey not niki, this is srs bsns

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