IN CASE I DO NOT GET A CHANCE TO UPDATE LATER

[gogollescent]

Today I am having mah birthday party proper. So here is a filler post: blah blah blah meaningful insight about how when the sky reflects off the cutlery in an outdoor dining environment it means I am going to die blah blah oh noes my mother blah blah simile blah.

Also, a haiku.

From the Disaffected And Adolescent Nature Observer

A KITE FLOATS OVER
THE WINDY BEACH, AND I AM
TOO OLD FOR THIS SH--