The dinosaurs are a bit of an 'in' joke.

[gogogadgettwat]

Chris has an Offspring ticket, drunkenly autographed by Dexter and Noodles. Nothing too special at first glance I’ll admit, but then you notice: the ticket is in fact a seated circle ticket. You double take and look closer. Surely not, surely this can’t be right - but it is. It’s circle unreserved, and the lead singer and the guitarist have signed

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[privatelyricist]

fit* not fir girl.

52 quid to buy half an hour with a North London whore, or three days solid sex in Norwood.

^ so true

[gogogadgettwat]

Cheers. Did I say sex I meant three days solid 'kick-starting your STD collection'. And I dunno, something witty about shagging stray dogs.

[privatelyricist]

I thought that was just laura...

[gogogadgettwat]

The rule is: if someone's late or doesn't turn up, you try as hard as you can to convince anyone who's not in on the rule that they're off indulging in beastiality.

[gogogadgettwat]

It's okay because it's funny.