Confused work ethics

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Chris says:
You took a sicky? nawty nawty.

Michael says:
No - I'm at work like right now.

Chris says:
I, being an outstanding citizen and employee, would never do such a thing. I feel that honesty, truth and loyalty are the most important qualities than a young man can posses. I feel ashamed, and slightly embarrassed for you. Your lack of ethics will shame us all

Chris says:
oh, your not pulling a sicky

Chris says:
dude...PULL A SICKY...JEBUS