"Byakuya is really Byakuya in disguise, you know."

Mar 25, 2008 17:13

Was supposed to be writing tags, but keep getting side tracked by laundry, packing, cleaning, and being really excited about visiting
gogodgene tomorrow! YAY! So, to kill a bit of time until the drier dings, figured why not fill out this cute meme, aka the random question generator... Meme stolen from
bellumina and more. Like bellumina/kendra, gogo decided to start with characters she's RP'ed. The questions were so hilarious, gogo couldn't resist doing some more. Second round, gogo used chars that were somehow signifigant to the RP chars. Oh, and threw gogod's name in there for good measure. *wink*

1. If you could do anything with Shuuhei, what would it be? LOL. First and foremost, would tell him he's hella sexy. Secondly, would sit him down and remind him that sexy is no excuse for acting like a frickin' smackedass noob in last week's omake, and that he's embarrassing some of the gals who like to write him as the epitome of cool. Oh, would also tell him that squats and lunges are a great way to give his butt a bit more definition.

2. What would you do without Hiruma? Well, Eyeshield 21 would be really fucking boring. And there wouldn't be much reason for Musashi to exist, considering all of his plot and the bulk of his dialogue somehow involves Hiruma. So, gogo and Musashi would be quite sad...

3. Ever slept in the same room with Renji? ALL THE TIME. Except we don't exactly sleep *wink, wink*. We drink, sing karaoke (badly), have underwear dance parties, and stay up all night dishing about Bya. (Which is what you thought gogo was gonna say, right?)

4. Do you do anything special with Dante? gogo and Dante have a very special relationship, therefore EVERYTHING gogo does with Dante is special. Especially when we get together with gogod and write OMFG-that's-hot pron. (Which gogo is muchly looking forward to this weekend...)

5. Who does Grimmjow like? Um, in canon? Well, gotta throw down for Grimm x Ichi, eh? We know Grimm likes to fight with Ichi, and subtext takes care of the rest. However, in gogo (and gogod's) happy world, Grimm hearts Dante! It's not crack! it's cross-fandom brilliance. Hot brilliance!

6. Will Byakuya eat those green eggs and ham? Certainly not. (not that gogo blames him. Gross, yo!)

7. Hot Grimmjow on Grimmjow action? Y/N? Sure! Though, people who find their way to gogo and gogod's porny writing journal will probably find hot Dante on Dante action before Grimm on Grimm.

8. What was your first impression of Hiruma? Nice fangs~ (Mmm...biting... DELICIOUS).

9. What is one thing Byakuya isn't exactly made for? NASCAR! Definitely not. Bya is, without question, built for speed, but if he were ever to find himself in the position of race car driver, it would be Grand Prix all the way. On that note, Byakuya is not exactly made for the rodeo, either. Or working at a fast food joint. Starbucks, he might be able to handle. McDonald's or, heaven forbid, White Castle...HELL NO.

10. Describe Musashi in one word: Musashi.

11. Do you trust Hiruma?  *eyes the threat book warily* gogo adores Hiruma, but trusting him isn't exactly...prudent.

12. What would you do if Dante confessed love to you? First, gogo would try not to laugh. Then, gogo would look to see how much he'd been drinking. If he seemed really serious, gogo would stall or diffuse the situation by engaging Dante in some hot and heavy sex. Finally, gogo would attempt to say something nice and squishy in return, but would probably resort to writing a love note on a pizza box.

13. Do your and gogod's talents add up? Somethin' adds up! Don't know if it's talent, similar perversions, or sheer lunacy.

14. If Vergil were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be? *snerks* Dante.

15. Do you think Renji is a virgin? No. With his balls to the wall enthusiasm, and penchant for jumpin' into the fray, he probably stuck it in somewhere before he even really knew what sex was.

16. Dante and Vergil are forced to roleplay out a couples' fight. Who gets to play the wife?  Oooh, that's a tough one. Vergil is definitely more fussy, and gogo could easily see him complaining over the squalor in which Dante prefers to live. He would fuss about Dante putting his feet up on the table, leaving dirty clothes and dishes all over, etc. That said, it's also easy to see Vergil as the one who "wears the pants" (fancy pants, of course), especially when it's Dante who gets "canonically penetrated" in each and every game (and the manga, etc).

17. Byakuya suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that? Che. As if The Bya would give a shit about gogo's secrets.

18. What musical instrument would Dante most likely play? THE SKIN FLUTE!

19. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, gogod or Shirosaki? Shiro is dangerously sexy, but...gogod is mai husbando and bff. Would much rather be stuck with her. (And since Shiro lives her head, gogo kinda gets the best of both. <3)

20. If Papa Smurf and Shirosaki were locked in the same (really small) room for a day, what would happen? Papa would be pulverized within the first 10 to 15 minutes, unless Shiro realized he was stuck and decided to play with his prey for a while. A very Smurfy funeral for Papa! Definitely a closed casket service...

((And lulz... Sorry for the blatant pimpage of gogo & gogod's pronny, satirical co-writes. *shrugs* Did it partly cuz it fit, partly cuz gogo is so psyched to see her tomorrow, and partly cuz gogo keeps meaning to post that stuff in this main LJ, but forgets...))

shirosaki, dante, shuuhei, byakuya, dmc, randomness, renji, e21, byn-safe, meme

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