darksites

Jul 26, 2005 00:29

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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god i want sex!

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