Gentlemen, Start your Calculators.

Jun 22, 2009 18:13

1: Engine

4-Cylinder : 0 points

1.b: More engine

longitudinally mounted: 25 points.

Slant: 20 points.

Carburetor: Add 10 points for each carb. X1

2: Aspiration

Normally aspirated: 0 points.

3: Body Style

2-doors: 25 points. Screw practicality.

Convertible: 15 points.

3.b: Body Style - Trucks and SUVs

Body on Frame: 10 points.

4: Wheels Driven

4-wheel drive: 15 points. This means you have low gears and you use them. If you have never moved your transfer case, -50 points.

5: Engine Location

Front: 0 points

6: Transmission

Manual: 20 points. And good for you.

Crashbox: 30 points

7: Country of Origin

'Merica: 5 points. Unless your domestic car was made in Korea - that's -5 points.

8: POWA!

51-100 hp: 5 points. You're very poor.

9: Age

41 - 50 years: 40 points. The golden age of rad. Sigh...

10: Other

Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray. Special dispensation: if your car has more than 5 ashtrays, you get 50 bonus points on top of the 5 points for each ashtray. X1

230 points total.

Point Key:

201-250 points: Bitchin' Camino

The Ole Girl stacks up nicely heh.
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