My English classes on Thursday went ok. In the second class Victoria helped me run some roleplays which seemed to go really well. The students really engaged themselves
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I don't usually do this sort of thing, because I don't usually feel the need to...but when strange guys from the internet send my girlfriend random letters and insignificant, pointless doodles to her address in Leicester, that, to me, seems to be a good time to think; "What the fuck is wrong with this guy!?".
Now, forgive me if you think I'm being a little out of order here...but what the fuck is wrong with you? For one thing, Chloe has told me that you have asked for her address several times before, but she has not told you. Surely that is a sign that she wants no contact from you other than the current medium I am writing to you in now. So, after not taking that hint, you manage to scrape together an address from a 4-way converstaion with Chloe and a couple of your friends...a little odd if you ask me...
My reaction would be a little different if you guys had an actual 'real-life' friendship going on here...but the reality is you don't. Enlighten me. Is Chloe the only girl on the internet you have managed to piece together the address of and then sent a letter to? I am sincerely interested and am hoping for an honest answer. Not something along the lines of; "Oh..uh..yeah. I have a number of girls addresses from around the world and I regularly send them random letters and doodles that I have written whilst being bored in a lecture..." No offence here, but I think you would be bullshitting both yourself, Chloe and me if you were to say that. But then again, maybe that's the kind of guy you are...there is no real way for me to tell is there?
And whilst I'm here, I should let you know that Chloe blocked you for a reason...when it comes to these sorts of situations, I'm a little more frank and honest than Chloe is...
And another thing which I thought was strange, but was willing to let drop until you sent Chloe a letter, was the fact that when she was ill you felt it necessary to kiss her on the forehead... I think you are stepping over the line ever so slightly there, don't you? Or are you telling me that if the tables were turned you would be fine with that? If so, I guess you are a better man than I am. But something tells me you're not and that you would be just as weirded out as I am now...
Now let's be honest, eh Goggle. I think we both know that your feelings for my girlfriend go beyond friendship. Now that doesn't bother me in the slightest. But when things like the aforementioned letter and the 'kissing on the forehead' scenario arise, I will admit, I do get a little pissed... And another thing which leads me to believe you have feelings other than friendship for Chloe is the fact that when she did block you, you obviously thought about her enough to warrant you using a block checker to see if she had blocked you or not...are you starting to see where I'm coming from? I hope so...
For the sake of your sanity, I can tell you that you won't be getting a letter back from Chloe. It is currently in the bin.
And what's with the random fucking comments!? "Biscuits are nice. What is your favourite variety?" Jesus-fucking-Christ!!! What a stimulating question that was...
Well, look, I think I've said my piece. I'll leave you alone now. But please, no more letters. We are both a little freaked out by this...kind of reminds me of Fatal Attraction, and the whole 'bunny boiler' thing...
I'm Matt, Chloes' (or shoe_mad_bitchs') boyfriend.
I don't usually do this sort of thing, because I don't usually feel the need to...but when strange guys from the internet send my girlfriend random letters and insignificant, pointless doodles to her address in Leicester, that, to me, seems to be a good time to think; "What the fuck is wrong with this guy!?".
Now, forgive me if you think I'm being a little out of order here...but what the fuck is wrong with you? For one thing, Chloe has told me that you have asked for her address several times before, but she has not told you. Surely that is a sign that she wants no contact from you other than the current medium I am writing to you in now. So, after not taking that hint, you manage to scrape together an address from a 4-way converstaion with Chloe and a couple of your friends...a little odd if you ask me...
My reaction would be a little different if you guys had an actual 'real-life' friendship going on here...but the reality is you don't. Enlighten me. Is Chloe the only girl on the internet you have managed to piece together the address of and then sent a letter to? I am sincerely interested and am hoping for an honest answer. Not something along the lines of; "Oh..uh..yeah. I have a number of girls addresses from around the world and I regularly send them random letters and doodles that I have written whilst being bored in a lecture..." No offence here, but I think you would be bullshitting both yourself, Chloe and me if you were to say that. But then again, maybe that's the kind of guy you are...there is no real way for me to tell is there?
And whilst I'm here, I should let you know that Chloe blocked you for a reason...when it comes to these sorts of situations, I'm a little more frank and honest than Chloe is...
And another thing which I thought was strange, but was willing to let drop until you sent Chloe a letter, was the fact that when she was ill you felt it necessary to kiss her on the forehead... I think you are stepping over the line ever so slightly there, don't you? Or are you telling me that if the tables were turned you would be fine with that? If so, I guess you are a better man than I am. But something tells me you're not and that you would be just as weirded out as I am now...
Now let's be honest, eh Goggle. I think we both know that your feelings for my girlfriend go beyond friendship. Now that doesn't bother me in the slightest. But when things like the aforementioned letter and the 'kissing on the forehead' scenario arise, I will admit, I do get a little pissed... And another thing which leads me to believe you have feelings other than friendship for Chloe is the fact that when she did block you, you obviously thought about her enough to warrant you using a block checker to see if she had blocked you or not...are you starting to see where I'm coming from? I hope so...
For the sake of your sanity, I can tell you that you won't be getting a letter back from Chloe. It is currently in the bin.
And what's with the random fucking comments!? "Biscuits are nice. What is your favourite variety?" Jesus-fucking-Christ!!! What a stimulating question that was...
Well, look, I think I've said my piece. I'll leave you alone now. But please, no more letters. We are both a little freaked out by this...kind of reminds me of Fatal Attraction, and the whole 'bunny boiler' thing...
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