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The long-awaited answers:
1- I spend, on average, 10 minutes each week shaving.
This is in fact true!
2- I prefer Lynx shaving gel to Gilette.
Definitely true.
3- I once tried a cigarette when I was 13.
This is untrue - I've never tried a cigarette.. ever.
4- My favourite flavour of Starburst is strawberry.
It certainly is! It's amazing how many people thought this was untrue.
5- I own more dark clothes than light clothes.
True.
6- I prefer jacuzzis to saunas.
True as well.
7- I have been to 4 funerals.
False - I've been to 3 funerals. I know, I know, trick question..
8- I have been on TV twice.
True - when I was about 7 I was caught by a Tyne Tees Television camera as they were filming a scene in Newcastle city centre.
9- I prefer Burger King to McDonalds.
Indeed I do - McDonalds is pants.
10- I once agreed with the BNP's policies.
This is false, I'm sure you'll be glad to hear.
11- I once drove a Mercedes.
This is true - I was 16 and on private land.
12- I once was hit over the head with a golf club.
Indeed true - when I was 13 I went to play golf with a friend of mine. He thought he was Tiger Woods and swung the club back. Sadly he let go of it, it flew threw the air, and the metal end hit me on the side of the head. Ended up in hospital.
13- I have had several girlfriends but I have only ever appeared in a photograph with two.
False - I've only ever been photographed with one girlfriend.
14- I once fancied a man.
False. Definitely false.
15- I once had my left ear pierced.
Indeed it is true.
1- I spend, on average, 10 minutes each week shaving.
This is in fact true!
2- I prefer Lynx shaving gel to Gilette.
Definitely true.
3- I once tried a cigarette when I was 13.
This is untrue - I've never tried a cigarette.. ever.
4- My favourite flavour of Starburst is strawberry.
It certainly is! It's amazing how many people thought this was untrue.
5- I own more dark clothes than light clothes.
True.
6- I prefer jacuzzis to saunas.
True as well.
7- I have been to 4 funerals.
False - I've been to 3 funerals. I know, I know, trick question..
8- I have been on TV twice.
True - when I was about 7 I was caught by a Tyne Tees Television camera as they were filming a scene in Newcastle city centre.
9- I prefer Burger King to McDonalds.
Indeed I do - McDonalds is pants.
10- I once agreed with the BNP's policies.
This is false, I'm sure you'll be glad to hear.
11- I once drove a Mercedes.
This is true - I was 16 and on private land.
12- I once was hit over the head with a golf club.
Indeed true - when I was 13 I went to play golf with a friend of mine. He thought he was Tiger Woods and swung the club back. Sadly he let go of it, it flew threw the air, and the metal end hit me on the side of the head. Ended up in hospital.
13- I have had several girlfriends but I have only ever appeared in a photograph with two.
False - I've only ever been photographed with one girlfriend.
14- I once fancied a man.
False. Definitely false.
15- I once had my left ear pierced.
Indeed it is true.