Oh sweet bloody Christ.
THE MICROWAVE SMELLS LIKE ENGINE OIL AND STALE FISH. D8 WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THAT?!
Oh, and I did this zombie survival meme thing ignigeno did (made, possibly?).
EXPLANATIONS:
Sidekick(s) - I was only supposed to choose one, but COME ON, IF ANYONE WOULD SURVIVE A ZOMBIE UPRISING IT WOULD BE THOSE TWO. (Whether I'D survive is another question, because I have a feeling Mordecai would eventually tire of my shit and shoot me in the face if I didn't get eaten by zombies first.)
Location - Edinburgh, of course. Although I would probably be in a Shaun Of the Dead-style state of "Wow, there's a lot of drunk people shambling about today!" at first. At least until the murderous Prohibition-Era catpeople-bootleggers showed up, I guess.
Main Weapon - An AS14 Hammer from Saint's Row 2. Essentially, it's a rapid-fire shotgun that has the added coolness factor of A)kinda looking like a tommy gun, and B)Setting up a witty "Hammer Time" one-liner.
Secondary Weapon - OH COME ON, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE BEST CHAINSAW EVER. (Viktor and Mordecai can have the equally fabulous various designer firearms and the Chanel Rocket Launcher. Because God dammit, if I'm going to die from zombies, I'm gonna DO IT IN FUCKING STYLE.
Vehicle - The ever-glorious Shinra B1A Chopper. BECAUSE ZOMBIES CAN'T EAT WHAT THEY CAN'T REACH WAY UP IN THE AIR.
Stronghold - The Walter Scott Monument. In addition to looking like a sinister badass tower, there's only one known entrance meaning guarding the exit is easy unless the zombies learn to climb vertical pillars. If we needed to escape? THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE HELICOPTER. (Just don't ask me how we would park it up there. >_>) (My secondary choice would in fact be Edinburgh Castle itself, but I think I'd probably need more teammates for that.
Clothing (Upper) - I WOULD NOT WEAR ANY OTHER SHIRT TO A ZOMBIE UPRISING. Although Sleuth Diplomacy would do as a backup.
Clothing (Lower) - They're black pinstripe pants, because I always wanted a pair and dagnabbit it's my zombie fantasy I'll wear whatever I want in it. Also, my super awesome Crash Bandicoot-style shoes (Even if they did turn out to be like two sizes too big.)
Headwear - MANDATORY ASSKICKING ATTIRE FOR ANY NERD.
Inventory - My Iriver, my DS and A TON OF IRN-BRU. Looks like I'm all set for the apocalypse! 8D (I'd have put in a bottle of dried parsley as well, but there was no room. BECAUSE HERBS CURE EVERYTHING AMIRITE)
Battle Anthem - Machinae Supremacy - Soundtrack to the Rebellion, Apoptygma Berzerk - Until The End Of The World, and Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. The "among other things" bit is there because I simply can't choose between the many songs I have on my playlist that would be appropriate. (To be honest just about anything by Machinae Supremacy would be excellent, most notably Oki Kuma's Adventure, I Know The Reaper, Anthem Apocalyptica and Hero). Honorable mentions also go to Rotersand's Exterminate Annihilate Destroy and The Final Countdown by Europe.
Last Words - "AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!" because WELL, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I SAY WITH A ZOMBIE NOMMING MY ENTRAILS? As for "WAIT, I DROPPED MY IRIVER!", that would be because at point Mordecai would finally get tired of my shit, knock me the fuck out and toss me to the zombie horde(and probably later claim that I was turning into a zombie to explain my sudden death to Victor). Unless his cufflinks or his glasses were WITH the Iriver. Then he would probably wade into the horde with nothing but a claw hammer to defend himself to get them back(with my MP3 player being merely a colateral rescue).
Also, here's a link to the blank in case anyone else wants to do it. :B
...In other news, why does basically any picture of Mordecai make really good macro fodder? SERIOUSLY, IT'S UNCANNY.
Oh, and I did this zombie survival meme thing ignigeno did (made, possibly?).
EXPLANATIONS:
Sidekick(s) - I was only supposed to choose one, but COME ON, IF ANYONE WOULD SURVIVE A ZOMBIE UPRISING IT WOULD BE THOSE TWO. (Whether I'D survive is another question, because I have a feeling Mordecai would eventually tire of my shit and shoot me in the face if I didn't get eaten by zombies first.)
Location - Edinburgh, of course. Although I would probably be in a Shaun Of the Dead-style state of "Wow, there's a lot of drunk people shambling about today!" at first. At least until the murderous Prohibition-Era catpeople-bootleggers showed up, I guess.
Main Weapon - An AS14 Hammer from Saint's Row 2. Essentially, it's a rapid-fire shotgun that has the added coolness factor of A)kinda looking like a tommy gun, and B)Setting up a witty "Hammer Time" one-liner.
Secondary Weapon - OH COME ON, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE BEST CHAINSAW EVER. (Viktor and Mordecai can have the equally fabulous various designer firearms and the Chanel Rocket Launcher. Because God dammit, if I'm going to die from zombies, I'm gonna DO IT IN FUCKING STYLE.
Vehicle - The ever-glorious Shinra B1A Chopper. BECAUSE ZOMBIES CAN'T EAT WHAT THEY CAN'T REACH WAY UP IN THE AIR.
Stronghold - The Walter Scott Monument. In addition to looking like a sinister badass tower, there's only one known entrance meaning guarding the exit is easy unless the zombies learn to climb vertical pillars. If we needed to escape? THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE HELICOPTER. (Just don't ask me how we would park it up there. >_>) (My secondary choice would in fact be Edinburgh Castle itself, but I think I'd probably need more teammates for that.
Clothing (Upper) - I WOULD NOT WEAR ANY OTHER SHIRT TO A ZOMBIE UPRISING. Although Sleuth Diplomacy would do as a backup.
Clothing (Lower) - They're black pinstripe pants, because I always wanted a pair and dagnabbit it's my zombie fantasy I'll wear whatever I want in it. Also, my super awesome Crash Bandicoot-style shoes (Even if they did turn out to be like two sizes too big.)
Headwear - MANDATORY ASSKICKING ATTIRE FOR ANY NERD.
Inventory - My Iriver, my DS and A TON OF IRN-BRU. Looks like I'm all set for the apocalypse! 8D (I'd have put in a bottle of dried parsley as well, but there was no room. BECAUSE HERBS CURE EVERYTHING AMIRITE)
Battle Anthem - Machinae Supremacy - Soundtrack to the Rebellion, Apoptygma Berzerk - Until The End Of The World, and Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. The "among other things" bit is there because I simply can't choose between the many songs I have on my playlist that would be appropriate. (To be honest just about anything by Machinae Supremacy would be excellent, most notably Oki Kuma's Adventure, I Know The Reaper, Anthem Apocalyptica and Hero). Honorable mentions also go to Rotersand's Exterminate Annihilate Destroy and The Final Countdown by Europe.
Last Words - "AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!" because WELL, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I SAY WITH A ZOMBIE NOMMING MY ENTRAILS? As for "WAIT, I DROPPED MY IRIVER!", that would be because at point Mordecai would finally get tired of my shit, knock me the fuck out and toss me to the zombie horde(and probably later claim that I was turning into a zombie to explain my sudden death to Victor). Unless his cufflinks or his glasses were WITH the Iriver. Then he would probably wade into the horde with nothing but a claw hammer to defend himself to get them back(with my MP3 player being merely a colateral rescue).
Also, here's a link to the blank in case anyone else wants to do it. :B
...In other news, why does basically any picture of Mordecai make really good macro fodder? SERIOUSLY, IT'S UNCANNY.