This is the 50th use of my Psychonauts tag! :D
28.Sasha Nein doesn't need any reflexes, as he can freeze time.
29.Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Sasha Nein's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
30.Sasha Nein can speak braille.
31.World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Maxwell ate Kobayashi.
32.Sasha Nein owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a Sneasel Pokemon trading card.
33.While being the substitute teacher for a Kindergarten class. Sasha Nein forgot to pack a lunch. By the end of the day, class attendance went from 27 to 0.
34.Sasha Nein can slam revolving doors.
35.Santa Claus actually did exist until he gave Sasha Nein a set of fluffy hot pink and neon orange pillowcases for Christmas.
36.It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Sasha Nein can go up Niagara Falls in a paper bag.
37.Sasha Nein once talked an Amish housewife into buying a iron.
38.Sasha Nein does not wear a sweater. He welds beige and brown sheep to his bare chest.
39.Atlantis was destroyed because its inhabitants were all big fans of Art Deco. Research into Atlantis has revealled that several support beams keeping the city out of the sea had been eroded rapidly away by what appears to be psiblast burns and betta gnaw marks.
40.When Sasha Nein drinks, alcohol gets a hangover.
41.Yoda badmouthed Maxwell. Sasha then bitchsmacked the force out of Yoda. Eventually the force returned, Yoda's voice and speech pattern, however, never were the same.
42.Sasha Nein doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Maxwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Maxwell. No virus has ever attacked Sasha Nein's PC. Ever.
43.Sasha Nein can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "Booya".
44.Some people see the glass half full others just see it as half empty. For Sasha Nein, the question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full. It's that somebody drank half his damn scotch and he wants to know who so he can kick their ass.
45.Jeeves gets all of his answers from Sasha Nein.
46.One time Sasha Nein was walking along the beach and found a lamp. He gave the genie inside three wishes. The genie wished it was Sasha Nein. Three times.
47.Sasha Nein never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
48.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Sasha Nein would meanwhile do something more constructive.
49.Sasha Nein was able to wipe out Bird Flu by playing Duck Hunt.
50.Who says Sasha Nein does't have a heart? Why, he's holding one in his hand right now.
51.When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Sasha Nein. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
52.Sasha Nein once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors.
53.Sasha Nein once lost his TV remote, but he kept control by calmly telling the television what to do.
54.If you park your car illegally in a handicapped space and Sasha Nein catches you, look on the bright side - you won't ever have to park illegally in a handicapped space again.
55.If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Sasha Nein comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
56.If Sasha Nein signed up for a free iPod online, they would actually give him one.
57.Sasha Nein gives his cigarettes cancer.