let's guess lauren's useless talent!!
nicole and i are making exam questions for mr timmin's exam this year. here are a couple samples:
Nathaniel Hawthorne's horse leaves Salem for San Francisco traveling at two miles per hour. Herman Melville's horse walks off a cliff traveling at ten miles per hour, killing Herman. Only Mr. Ethan Timmins cries at the funeral. What is Lauren Walter's recently discovered "talent"?
(a) She can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
(b) When she jumps over a goat, men propose marriage to her.
(c) She can touch her forehead with her tongue.
(d) She can wiggle her ears, nose, and eyebrows simultaneously and without looking too stupid.
While walking what is now a major road, Thoreau happens upon a shiny pebble. Baffled, he asks Emerson to tell him what he is supposed to think about the pebble (should he like it, are he and the pebble both equal parts of the oversoul, should he take it home or respect its right to remain by the side of the pond, etc.). What is Lauren Walter's favorite food?
(a) Turkey a la king
(b) French fries
(c) Spaghetti
(d) Fried goat
so relevant to english, it's astounding.
i have officially become addicted to facebook. and i have had it not yet 24 hours. and i have 10 friends!!!! HOLLA! it really is amazing how much of a stalker tool that is, but that's okay. i'm cool w/ being stalked. and stalking others---uuhh...i mean....damn...
WMZQFest on saturday was AWESOME!!!! rachael and i had a very interesting night:
got lost on the way there
met up w/ catherine and her group (many drunk gonzaga crew boys)
mrs shumaker called - her neighbor hit my car
thoroughly enjoyed watching the many drunk boys around us (i can run forever. i'm drunk!!)
loved the music, and the fact that we were literally as far back as you could get to the stairs
mad crazy do-si-doing and can-can lines throughout the charlie daniel's band
sharing a blanket w/ our new friend brian
rachael lost her phone, only to have it found by an employee and we got it back
saw "best friend" and carrie
only took 10 minutes to get out of the parking lot
had a BLAST!
sunday, i made my mom breakfast after church for mother's day, then my sister came over. she and mom hung out while i went to work, then we ended up ordering food from outback and picking it up to eat at home :-) fun fun girls day!!
and school? worthless. 9 CLASS DAYS LEFT!!!!!!! prom's on friday!!!!!!!! last AP exam tomorrow!!! school is seriously over, and it's about time
maybe i'll go do some gov studying..........................
Nathaniel Hawthorne's horse leaves Salem for San Francisco traveling at two miles per hour. Herman Melville's horse walks off a cliff traveling at ten miles per hour, killing Herman. Only Mr. Ethan Timmins cries at the funeral. What is Lauren Walter's recently discovered "talent"?
(a) She can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
(b) When she jumps over a goat, men propose marriage to her.
(c) She can touch her forehead with her tongue.
(d) She can wiggle her ears, nose, and eyebrows simultaneously and without looking too stupid.
While walking what is now a major road, Thoreau happens upon a shiny pebble. Baffled, he asks Emerson to tell him what he is supposed to think about the pebble (should he like it, are he and the pebble both equal parts of the oversoul, should he take it home or respect its right to remain by the side of the pond, etc.). What is Lauren Walter's favorite food?
(a) Turkey a la king
(b) French fries
(c) Spaghetti
(d) Fried goat
so relevant to english, it's astounding.
i have officially become addicted to facebook. and i have had it not yet 24 hours. and i have 10 friends!!!! HOLLA! it really is amazing how much of a stalker tool that is, but that's okay. i'm cool w/ being stalked. and stalking others---uuhh...i mean....damn...
WMZQFest on saturday was AWESOME!!!! rachael and i had a very interesting night:
got lost on the way there
met up w/ catherine and her group (many drunk gonzaga crew boys)
mrs shumaker called - her neighbor hit my car
thoroughly enjoyed watching the many drunk boys around us (i can run forever. i'm drunk!!)
loved the music, and the fact that we were literally as far back as you could get to the stairs
mad crazy do-si-doing and can-can lines throughout the charlie daniel's band
sharing a blanket w/ our new friend brian
rachael lost her phone, only to have it found by an employee and we got it back
saw "best friend" and carrie
only took 10 minutes to get out of the parking lot
had a BLAST!
sunday, i made my mom breakfast after church for mother's day, then my sister came over. she and mom hung out while i went to work, then we ended up ordering food from outback and picking it up to eat at home :-) fun fun girls day!!
and school? worthless. 9 CLASS DAYS LEFT!!!!!!! prom's on friday!!!!!!!! last AP exam tomorrow!!! school is seriously over, and it's about time
maybe i'll go do some gov studying..........................