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Lacking any actual content, have some Transformers erotica I found.
And so it was that one day Megatron was taking a Spooky Robot Shower and was nekkid, and Starscream did walk by and in a moment of thoughtless abandon he went, 'WOO!'
..But then Megatron did turn around quite fast and though Starscream jumped like a crazy boy to get out of his line of sight oh, it was far too late. Megatron did spank his bottle of Spooky Robot Turtle Wax right down upon the shower shelf and storm out of the stall to glower forcefully at the quite cute and delicious Jet Boy who was cowering where he did fall in the next stall. Starscream sort of hunkered there and tried to look like a kicked puppy as a sort of terrified last resort and Megatron glared down at him with solvent dripping off his hunky wet nekkid robot self and said, 'WHAT?'
Starscream kept perfectly still in this quicksand, but it went through his mind for a moment to say, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were a girl,' and a grin slowly clawed its way onto his face.
Megatron continued to glare. He then picked up the Air Commander by the neck, fairly easily even without his powered armor, and hauled him back to the shower. Starscream responded with confused obedience, hoping to make nothing worse.
Megatron posed him under the stream of solvent and walked out of the stall, stopped, turned to face him, and paused. Starscream stood under the solvent looking back with a great deal of wet jet pathetic kicked puppy expressiveness. 'Take your armor off, you idiot,' Megatron barked after a disgruntled moment, and after yet another pause Starscream moved to obey, slowly and deliberately removing first his wings, then gauntlets.. torsoplates, skidplates and helmet- 'Stop,' Megatron interrupted. 'Turn around.'
Starscream did as he was told and turned his back on his commander. He also thought, 'Oh SHIT..'
'You actually possess a fairly good body, Starscream.. I must say I'm surprised. I never would have thought you might be attractive under all that compensatory nonsense.'
Starscream hesitantly turned back around, and found Megatron had taken a few steps closer, close enough to touch. 'Uh.. th.. Thank you, Megatron.'
'Thank you, *Lord* Megatron.'
'Thank you, Lord Megatron!'
'You're welcome.' Megatron played his eyes over the little Air Commander for a moment, enjoying his trepidation, confusion and the muscle cables that twitched as he fought with his fight-or-flight instincts. He reached out and stroked a hand down Starscream's half-wet shoulder, eliciting a nervous jump, and bit back a chuckle. 'So what *are* you so insecure about? Certainly not *that*..' Megatron nodded to his subordinate's decently-proportioned cord, amusedly noting that it was half-inflated. 'Do I excite you?'
Starscream nearly froze with terror on that one. A positive answer, it increasingly seemed, would earn him a ruthless fucking. A negative might earn him one anyway.. or it might destroy his chances with Megatron forever, in every sense of the word. Lack of an answer would prove him irrevocably spineless in his Commander's eyes. He went with the best piece of overstated sycophantic crap he could think of quickly.
'It.. kills me every day to think you would not want me..'
'You have got to be full of shit.'
'No.. Megatron, please.. I want you.' He daringly took one of Megatron's hands. 'Please fuck me.'
Megatron threw Starscream's hands away in disgust. 'I never fuck anyone that desperate. Slag. What's wrong with you?'
'I..'
'With a body like yours, you should be able to get all the attention you want. Why do you insist on being so pathetic?'
'What do you want?' Starscream shrieked, indignant. 'I'm just *trying* to play to your desires! That's what I *always* do!'
'It's what you always do when you're trying to get on my good side.. I'd hardly say that was all the fucking time, you little traitor!'
'Fuck off! You always get to beat your satisfaction out of me, so I'd call us even!'
'I'm going to do more than beat it out this time,' Megatron growled back, pushing Starscream into the stall's wall with a thundering impact and picking up the Spooky Robot Soap.
'WHAT??' Starscream cried, but he couldn't keep a smile from tainting the corners of his mouth for a moment.
'Oh come on, this is what you wanted to happen from the time you walked in here, you little manipulator! I just don't feel like restraining myself, so it seems I'm going to give you what you *want* for once!' as he spoke, Megatron flipped Starscream over and ran a Spooky Robot Soap-ey hand over his back, moving down and getting a handful of Robot Butt while stroking himself to ass-ramming hardness.
'But I.. oh..' Starscream couldn't help but moan and his cock twitched, full and pounding with excitement, as Megatron rubbed his Robot Ass, slipping fingers between his legs to tease his cord and generally getting him hotter than all fuck. Megatron leaned over him, and he felt hot breath on his shoulder.
'Are you ready?'
'No, you didn-'
'Too bad!'
Starscream suddenly felt Megatron's cock being positioned for entry, and blinked with disbelief. 'Hey, wai..AAhh*OW!* MOTHERFUCKER!' Starscream hollered, trying for a moment to escape, and failing. His cables clenched painfully around the soapy cock Megatron had happily shoved up his ass, and he grimaced as his commander began to stroke it in and out. 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, asshole! Where's the fucking fire? OW!'
'Oh, shut up and take it.'
'I will never accuse you of having any manners, ever again!' With some effort, Starscream managed to relax quickly enough to try to enjoy himself a little. 'Asshole,' he muttered, with a sidelong glare. He saw himself reflected in the mirrored wall at the end of the shower hall, and Megatron pounding into him, and his sour expression softened. 'He's magnificent,' Starscream thought to himself, and pulled a hand from the wall to stroke his burning cord.
Suddenly, Megatron slowed in his assault and teased Starscream with just the head of his cord. 'Fuck, Starscream.. You don't disappoint. I've wanted to bury my cock in you for years.'
'You.. Nngh.. Don't stop NOW!' Starscream bucked against Megatron, driving him in. 'Fuck me now! Fuck me hard!'
Megatron's optics darkened with surprised excitement and he followed Starscream's orders. The jet bucked and ground against him, yelling and panting encouragement and filthy language as Megatron's cock slid deep inside him- Megatron grabbed him by the hips and fucked him rotten. Starscream let fly a mad howl and exploded all over the shower wall- Megatron snarled and pounded in, hard, as he came, a few seconds later.
Starscream waited till Megatron pulled out and then collapsed to the floor under the warm solvent shower, enjoying the sensation of the liquid pattering down on his soft metal skin. Megatron stood over him for a moment, rinsing off, then left the stall and stood just outside, wiping himself dry with a Spooky Robot Towel. 'You're not at all bad, Starscream,' he observed, seeming almost disinterested now. Starscream looked at the floor, suddenly feeling very bleak.
Megatron grinned at the sight, in a terribly good mood actually. 'Cheer up, Starscream.. Next time I'll warm you up first.' he laughed his trademark laugh and wandered off to get his armor.
'Asshole,' Starscream muttered again, standing up, and fought off a massive grin.
And so it was that one day Megatron was taking a Spooky Robot Shower and was nekkid, and Starscream did walk by and in a moment of thoughtless abandon he went, 'WOO!'
..But then Megatron did turn around quite fast and though Starscream jumped like a crazy boy to get out of his line of sight oh, it was far too late. Megatron did spank his bottle of Spooky Robot Turtle Wax right down upon the shower shelf and storm out of the stall to glower forcefully at the quite cute and delicious Jet Boy who was cowering where he did fall in the next stall. Starscream sort of hunkered there and tried to look like a kicked puppy as a sort of terrified last resort and Megatron glared down at him with solvent dripping off his hunky wet nekkid robot self and said, 'WHAT?'
Starscream kept perfectly still in this quicksand, but it went through his mind for a moment to say, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were a girl,' and a grin slowly clawed its way onto his face.
Megatron continued to glare. He then picked up the Air Commander by the neck, fairly easily even without his powered armor, and hauled him back to the shower. Starscream responded with confused obedience, hoping to make nothing worse.
Megatron posed him under the stream of solvent and walked out of the stall, stopped, turned to face him, and paused. Starscream stood under the solvent looking back with a great deal of wet jet pathetic kicked puppy expressiveness. 'Take your armor off, you idiot,' Megatron barked after a disgruntled moment, and after yet another pause Starscream moved to obey, slowly and deliberately removing first his wings, then gauntlets.. torsoplates, skidplates and helmet- 'Stop,' Megatron interrupted. 'Turn around.'
Starscream did as he was told and turned his back on his commander. He also thought, 'Oh SHIT..'
'You actually possess a fairly good body, Starscream.. I must say I'm surprised. I never would have thought you might be attractive under all that compensatory nonsense.'
Starscream hesitantly turned back around, and found Megatron had taken a few steps closer, close enough to touch. 'Uh.. th.. Thank you, Megatron.'
'Thank you, *Lord* Megatron.'
'Thank you, Lord Megatron!'
'You're welcome.' Megatron played his eyes over the little Air Commander for a moment, enjoying his trepidation, confusion and the muscle cables that twitched as he fought with his fight-or-flight instincts. He reached out and stroked a hand down Starscream's half-wet shoulder, eliciting a nervous jump, and bit back a chuckle. 'So what *are* you so insecure about? Certainly not *that*..' Megatron nodded to his subordinate's decently-proportioned cord, amusedly noting that it was half-inflated. 'Do I excite you?'
Starscream nearly froze with terror on that one. A positive answer, it increasingly seemed, would earn him a ruthless fucking. A negative might earn him one anyway.. or it might destroy his chances with Megatron forever, in every sense of the word. Lack of an answer would prove him irrevocably spineless in his Commander's eyes. He went with the best piece of overstated sycophantic crap he could think of quickly.
'It.. kills me every day to think you would not want me..'
'You have got to be full of shit.'
'No.. Megatron, please.. I want you.' He daringly took one of Megatron's hands. 'Please fuck me.'
Megatron threw Starscream's hands away in disgust. 'I never fuck anyone that desperate. Slag. What's wrong with you?'
'I..'
'With a body like yours, you should be able to get all the attention you want. Why do you insist on being so pathetic?'
'What do you want?' Starscream shrieked, indignant. 'I'm just *trying* to play to your desires! That's what I *always* do!'
'It's what you always do when you're trying to get on my good side.. I'd hardly say that was all the fucking time, you little traitor!'
'Fuck off! You always get to beat your satisfaction out of me, so I'd call us even!'
'I'm going to do more than beat it out this time,' Megatron growled back, pushing Starscream into the stall's wall with a thundering impact and picking up the Spooky Robot Soap.
'WHAT??' Starscream cried, but he couldn't keep a smile from tainting the corners of his mouth for a moment.
'Oh come on, this is what you wanted to happen from the time you walked in here, you little manipulator! I just don't feel like restraining myself, so it seems I'm going to give you what you *want* for once!' as he spoke, Megatron flipped Starscream over and ran a Spooky Robot Soap-ey hand over his back, moving down and getting a handful of Robot Butt while stroking himself to ass-ramming hardness.
'But I.. oh..' Starscream couldn't help but moan and his cock twitched, full and pounding with excitement, as Megatron rubbed his Robot Ass, slipping fingers between his legs to tease his cord and generally getting him hotter than all fuck. Megatron leaned over him, and he felt hot breath on his shoulder.
'Are you ready?'
'No, you didn-'
'Too bad!'
Starscream suddenly felt Megatron's cock being positioned for entry, and blinked with disbelief. 'Hey, wai..AAhh*OW!* MOTHERFUCKER!' Starscream hollered, trying for a moment to escape, and failing. His cables clenched painfully around the soapy cock Megatron had happily shoved up his ass, and he grimaced as his commander began to stroke it in and out. 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, asshole! Where's the fucking fire? OW!'
'Oh, shut up and take it.'
'I will never accuse you of having any manners, ever again!' With some effort, Starscream managed to relax quickly enough to try to enjoy himself a little. 'Asshole,' he muttered, with a sidelong glare. He saw himself reflected in the mirrored wall at the end of the shower hall, and Megatron pounding into him, and his sour expression softened. 'He's magnificent,' Starscream thought to himself, and pulled a hand from the wall to stroke his burning cord.
Suddenly, Megatron slowed in his assault and teased Starscream with just the head of his cord. 'Fuck, Starscream.. You don't disappoint. I've wanted to bury my cock in you for years.'
'You.. Nngh.. Don't stop NOW!' Starscream bucked against Megatron, driving him in. 'Fuck me now! Fuck me hard!'
Megatron's optics darkened with surprised excitement and he followed Starscream's orders. The jet bucked and ground against him, yelling and panting encouragement and filthy language as Megatron's cock slid deep inside him- Megatron grabbed him by the hips and fucked him rotten. Starscream let fly a mad howl and exploded all over the shower wall- Megatron snarled and pounded in, hard, as he came, a few seconds later.
Starscream waited till Megatron pulled out and then collapsed to the floor under the warm solvent shower, enjoying the sensation of the liquid pattering down on his soft metal skin. Megatron stood over him for a moment, rinsing off, then left the stall and stood just outside, wiping himself dry with a Spooky Robot Towel. 'You're not at all bad, Starscream,' he observed, seeming almost disinterested now. Starscream looked at the floor, suddenly feeling very bleak.
Megatron grinned at the sight, in a terribly good mood actually. 'Cheer up, Starscream.. Next time I'll warm you up first.' he laughed his trademark laugh and wandered off to get his armor.
'Asshole,' Starscream muttered again, standing up, and fought off a massive grin.