Hehehehehehe- FAMILY ALBUM!

Aug 18, 2004 22:43

I guess you guys have been wondering where your favorite Katie's been? (I'm calling myself 'Katie' because my pre-launch name was GOES-K and wcg says it makes it easier for people to remember us if we assume human names. So I'm Katie, 12 is Michelle - 'cause she was GOES-M, and 9 is Jay - cause he was GOES-J.)

AAANNNNYYYYYWHO, I know you guys have been wondering where I've been, right? *dramatic pause* Well, you all know how I love my Adobe Photoshop 7 program, right? I have taken it upon myself to make a SPACE MACHINES FAMILY ALBUM! That's right! You will soon see unveiled my very own digital scrapbook of my own family as well as the rovers, the probes, and the other satellites and satellite-types. I've even made a SPECIAL SURPRISE BONUS for my sweetie forever, fuse_sat! I have the absolute best spectroscope boyfriend in the entire world! *bpsk* *bpsk* KATIE + #1 FOREVER & EVER!!11 (My nickname for him is #1 'cause he's #1 and it's part of his numerical name.)

So, yeah, I'll so totally be posting that soon as soon as I put on the finishing touches!

Now, on to some real important news:

OMG- Paris and Nick are splitsville! They made such a cute couple and would have had such beautiful blonde babies. But Nick is like way too much of a party boy and now that her career is taking off, she wants to settle down a bit and be the serious actress she is. BUT the good news is that there's a new Backstreet Boys album coming out soon AND Paris is starting in a movie about sororities!

I wanna be in a sorority! They get to wear pins and have all these parties and wear pretty clothes and have all this fun. Sometimes it sucks being a satellite. *solar panel pout*

LEAVE KATE HUDSON ALONE! The papparazzi are such a bunch of bungling idiots. Kate & her husband are perfectly happy and it makes me SO MAD that the press are making up lies. There are tons of unhappy Hollywood couples- why pick on one of the few that is happy and will most likely last. Idiots.

Also, let me be the first to say that I could CARE LESS what Jennifer Lopez is doing. Was she aware that Marc Anthony had THREE KIDS and a WIFE before she shacked up with him? Of course she was. Did she care? Nope. No wonder Ben Affleck dumped her. Can we say SHELLFISH? Mmmhm!

And that has been your "Satellite On the Stars" update! :-)
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