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[godzbreath]

Making young girls pine.
I don't have the time.
Babies get in line,
I've got a protractor.
Got a stapler now,
It goes "ka-ching."
Gotta have the math club crown me king,
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing...
On my calculator.
If you're up,
And if you want,
A piece of me...
Wave goodbye,
And blow a kiss.
'Cause you can't handle this.

Chorus-
No, No, No,
You can't handle this.
No, No, No,
You can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare,
You'll see savior faire.
Beneath my icy stare,
I've got a retainer.
Maybe I'm the physics main event,
Maybe I'm the chem club president,
Maybe even Texas Instruments,
Thinks that I'm coplanar.
If you're up,
And if you want,
A piece of me,
Wave goodbye,
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this.

Chorus

Bridge-
And Leonard Nimoy...
Can't stand up to this.
And Captain James T. Kirk...
Bows beneath my fists.
And I am awesome..
Awesome!
I am the awesome-est!