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[godtrolling]

[Izaya is sitting on the closest bench to the store he could find. He wasn't here for the boxes, no. Of course there was plenty of interesting things to get... but there was something more interesting that had taken Izaya's attention

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[shizychan]

[ Hi, Izaya! Have you missed this familiar looking bartender and this... cat which is on his shoulder?

Well whatever, in his hands Shizuo is holding a familiar looking booklet, which he is busy inspecting and occasionally throws a glance at the store. He really doesn't understand why the hell they should suddenly buy cereal boxes to get their stuff back. But seeing as his glasses cost only one box top, he might as well try and see what happens... right?

He stuffs the booklet back into his pocket and steps inside... and oddly enough doesn't see/hear/smell/sense somehow that the flea is close by. ]

[godtrolling]

[Well hellooou Shizu-chan! Izaya notices him, and starts wondering if the man will manage to get out of the store without throwing something heavy out, or at some poor customer or worker, first.

He is actually trying a small countdown in his head, for his own enjoyment.

3...2..]

[shizychan]

[ Aside from the small traffic inside the store, Shizuo manages to get the cereal box without any problems and after twenty minutes or so (really, a small traffic) he finally walks out of the store.

In your face, flea. ]

[godtrolling]

[gdiaf Shizu-chan

Speaking of fire, Izaya's little campfire is happily burning away, and Izaya plans to do... nothing. He's testing if you have lost your ability to 'smell him', or if the smell of smoke his distracting your senses.

If you fail the test he'll probably come and tease you on a way or another (read: by his existence), he hadn't even met the cat in person and all that.]

[shizychan]

[ Man, did you get like... more booklets or something since that one has been burning forever!

Oh hey, I'm sorry but the kitty doesn't want to get to know you, but this can of cat food would be more than happy to take its place!

In English: you've been noticed and a can of cat food is now flying towards your face. ]

[godtrolling]

[He threw a newspaper in too. Also the booklet seems to be awfully slow when it comes to burning.

Oh!

Surprise, he moves his head out of the way, and the food can continues it's journey around the earth.]

Shizu-chan, that's not a nice way to say hello!

[shizychan]

Iiiiizaaaayaaaa....

[ Now the man himself is coming closer, but at least not at the same speed as the can came, since he wants you to hear him stomp loud and clear. The cat seems a bit confused by this situation, mewling on Shizuo's shoulder. ]

[godtrolling]

[Izaya is not moving an inch, this bench is comfortable you know!]

Like the pet like the owner, you are both so loud.

[shizychan]

[ Shizuo now stops, looking at the cat.

... And turns around, taking the cat off his shoulder and placing it down, petting its head gently before turning back to Izaya and aiming a punch at him. ]

[godtrolling]

[Izaya jumps out of the way to the side (don't worry, he's not trying to trample the cat or anything!), keeping the other hand in his pocket. You might know what he is holding there, but he's not cutting anything just yet. Just smoothly dodging... or more like, preparing to dodge.]

[shizychan]

[ The cat sits down to watch the show, swinging its tail from one side to another.

Meanwhile, Shizuo's not giving up, taking the now free bench into his arms and swinging it at Izaya. ]

[godtrolling]

[Izaya takes steps back to prevent getting hit by that bench. Even if it was a comfortable bench at that, the monster would probably swing it right through him if he got the chance.]

Again breaking the city's property! You never learn Shizu-chan~

[shizychan]

Then let me do a favour for the community and kill you.

[ Another swing~.

The cat is jumping out of the way as well, though it seems to be more interested in Izaya than watching its owner swing a bench. ]

[godtrolling]

[There's only some laughter. He really would just love to say the same, but in the end, did he care about the well-being of the community?

After taking another jump back Izaya takes his knife out. But against that man and bench, it seemed more like a pitiful attempt to make himself at least more comfortable.]

[shizychan]

[ ... Shizuo would probably laugh at the attempt if he wasn't too busy being mad over nothing. Really.

The cat however has seen its chance, now that the two of them have stopped and having a stare down. Hello Izaya, there's now a furball rubbing itself against your legs and purring.

Shizuo is confused. ]

[godtrolling]

[The moment Izaya feels the warmth he glances, and notices that the cat... clearly didn't understand the situation.

Izaya stared at it for a while, but as he got bored of the staring he gave the cat a light kick. It was getting in the way.]