1 / just a little something to make me go

[godtrolling]

[Izaya has been listening the phone for a while to get the basic idea why everything has changed around him. The idea of a 'joke' was quickly scrapped. Namie would rather just punch him than make something this grand. ..And Shizu-chan just wasn't smart enough. He too would rather just punch him. The rest would rather not deal with him at all,

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A challenger appears!

[rogue_pineapple]

Oya? You sound interesting.

lol, oh god :D

[godtrolling]

I do? And why do you think that?

kufufu

[rogue_pineapple]

I don't think it, I know it.

[godtrolling]

[A laugh.]

Well, that sounds intriguing. I haven't even introduced myself, but.. isn't it right that most of the humans are fascinating? And yet they are all interesting in their own way.

What I mean is.. you can't go wrong by claiming that someone is interesting.

[rogue_pineapple]

Fascinating? I would have to disagree. Human kind is a stain on the earth. Though, I will give you this: their reactions are interesting. Full of surprises.

..and Izaya loves the humankind more than anything, keep talking like that and it'll be a fight :D

[godtrolling]

Stain on earth? Do you have a reason to think this way, or do you just know it?

Indeed, but they're so predictable at the same time.

Mukuro wouldn't have it any other way

[rogue_pineapple]

I have many experiments yes. I know it by now. It is fact.

Indeed, they are. Ahhh, so paranoid.

pfff, and I almost thought they could be friends

[godtrolling]

But then you must have missed something crucial. What ever the humankind has done to deserve such a title from you, has made it what it is now. Their reactions would most likely be much more bland, if the humankind had not taken things this far.

And yet they let themselves be easily fooled.

Maybe on another day

[rogue_pineapple]

Let me put it this way: even demons are more logical, rational and clean than humans. I despise using my human skill, even for an instant. It's too dark and makes me sick.

if mukuro will claim to be anything else than human, nope 8'[ but Izaya has no friends anyway

[godtrolling]

But isn't that the reason why humans are so charming? If they were too logical, too rational, too clean... aahh, they might be too smart to do any mistakes. These mistakes pile up and haunt the humans, yet they do nothing about them.

One of the reasons why they are so interesting.

So you claim you're not human?

No, he'll claim he's human FOR NOW kufufu

[rogue_pineapple]

Charming? No, never. Still disgusting. I'd much rather clean this earth of them with blood. ... Although, with all the environmental disasters, I might only have to sit back and do nothing. Kufufu. Kinda spoils my fun.

I'm human now, unfortunately, but I have passed through all six realms of being.

hahaha oh boy

[godtrolling]

And the reason why you see them as disgusting is that 'even demons' are better. Clearly some of those 'realms' have spoiled you, or you just aren't able to see the humankind's charm.

I take it you're talking about the wheel of Samsara?

[rogue_pineapple]

Spoiled. [laugh] That's a funny way to put Hell.

Indeed I am.

[godtrolling]

Perhaps not the Hell itself but the creatures residing there. A different environment is enough to make the creatures turn out to be a lot different from humans. Of course this is just a theory, but.. wouldn't environment like hell force the living beings become more logical and rational? Comparing humankind and demons, it's rather unfair.

Interesting, I'd gladly hear more about it, if you have the time.

[rogue_pineapple]

An interesting theory, certainly but Hell is too wild and unpredictable to support such a thing.

If I have time time... Hmm. Do I? I was going to grab a burger later, if you wish to join me, you may.

[godtrolling]

No matter what kind of place hell is, as long as it's different to earth, it's impossible to compare humans and demons fairly. And of course we can't forget the other beings!

Then I will. Just tell me the time, and I'll be there~!

..And also.. What's your name?