Nov 08, 2006 21:27
“What happened last time? I can’t remember” said will scratching his head.
“You can’t remember???!!!??” said Dr. Holmwood raising his voice. “U burned down half a town “by accident” or at least that what u said”
“Any way” said Craig changing the subject “do I get one there kinda cool”.
“Oh yeah u get one” said Dr. Holmwood with a smile and he took form a cabernet a matching pair of ganlets.
“What do these do then??”
“These are very simple to use”
”all u do is hold out ur hands like this” and he did so
“And say the command”
“What’s the command” inquired Craig
“I’ll show u said” Dr. Holmwood stretching out his hands
“Kahme-hame-BANG!” he yelled and a ball of light emitted from the gantlets and shot across the room and left a hole in the wall at the other end of the room, and scorch marks along the floor and ceiling.
Dr. Holmwood turned to view the awe on their faces and he was not disappointed.
Craig’s eyes were wide with astonishment and wills jaw had dropped to the floor.
“AWSOME” they said in unison
“Any way” said the Dr. pretending to be unabashed
“I think u have every thing u need, now if u wouldn’t mind please leave I have a lot of work to do”
“Yeah ‘work’ more please leave I have a match to play” said will and he immediately wished he hadn’t because they were suddenly propelled out of the top of the lab on to the main street.
“You know what, I really hate it when he dose that” said will
“Well if u didn’t piss him off every time we go in maybe he wouldn’t do it every time we came round”
“Ahh well”
“Oh lets go to ‘Lara’s’ for a beer”
“Ok, but I hate the music they play in there”
And off they went to ‘Lara’s’. a bar down the road from the town hall it was run by a miss Lara Wilson also know as Lilly Marlane to some of the stranger clientele for reasons unknown.
(this isnt as gd as the origenal bit but iv lost it but in some bits its better like the ending)
The next day after a long drunken night our hero’s set off on their journey (one with a blinding headache). They traveled along the road going north, reminiscing about past missions along the way. Near night fall they came across the village of Zelda.
“this is a nice little place this isn’t it?”
“Yeah its ok, any way come on lets find a place to stay that preferably has a bar”
And as they rounded the corner they came across ‘Links pub’ a large looking pub resembling a pub from a video game*. Next to the large wooden door hung a sign which read “come in and enjoy the cozy atmosphere of ‘Links pub’ good booze good times and with room for rest” Craig and will looked at each other and rushed inside.
The interior of the bar was rustic yet homely, there were low beams and varnished hardwood furniture, and there was a large roaring fire in the hearth. The bar top was long and low and hung above the bar was a mounted sword of wonderas aspect.
Will and Craig approached the bar and as they did so a small boy dressed all in green came up from the caller. “Yo, kid” said will “can we get some beers”. The boy stopped what he was doing and rounded on will.
(i havnt worked out what he's gonnna say to will so if any one's got any ideas they'd be great to hear.)