A non-serious solution
As inspired by Asimov:
This election I will be voting for:
Against stupidity even the gods themselves contend in vain...
The great Buddha-Allah is powerless before the meager mind of Bush.
Praise the True Masters, their promotion of ignorance is the wisest thing ever done.
Machiavelli and Sun Tzu two brilliant fools, their life's works now irrelevant to the new rules.
Only a lesser mind can prevail, now is the time for good old Danny Quayle.
This election I will be voting for:
Against stupidity even the gods themselves contend in vain...
The great Buddha-Allah is powerless before the meager mind of Bush.
Praise the True Masters, their promotion of ignorance is the wisest thing ever done.
Machiavelli and Sun Tzu two brilliant fools, their life's works now irrelevant to the new rules.
Only a lesser mind can prevail, now is the time for good old Danny Quayle.