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Sooooooooooooooo... Yeah... What a week. Vegas was ok. If I was 21 and had some cash, things would have been a lot more fun. Total times carded, roughly 85% of the places I went. The places that were kind enough not to? Tropicana for one, and this bar that sold some damn good margaritas by the yard next to MGM Grand on the strip. The wedding went off without a hitch, the dinner was interesting. The "Heintzman" end of the table had a damn good time at my dad's expense, which he wanted. Oh yeah, didn't get carded there. 4 Coronas, 2 White Russians, glass of champagne and a triple shot of Jaeger... Mmmmmm... And the dinner was fuckin' awesome as well. Last night there was deemed "My Night". Flew solo, remained wasted the whole time. Didn't go home with anyone and vice versa, but a good night none the less. Lemme tally up the drinks for that night... ... ... Ok, so.. I THINK this is right... 4 Miller Lite's, 12 Corona's, airplane bottle of Jaeger, airplane bottle of Pearl vodka, airplane bottle of peach schnapps (DeKueppers), two STRONG ass margaritas and a strawberry daquris... Left for fun at 8:00, returned at 3:30ish. Highlights from that night....
Wearing the Corona cowboy hat... "Maaan... Nice hat, lemme get you one for the road cowboy!"
Riding the Las Vegas Monorail for an hour with airplane bottles and cell phone... ("Hey it's me... I'm on the monorail... No fuckin' clue where I am... Later")
Downtown Vegas with my sister and her husband... "Ok, you're gonna wanna walk down the street under the lights, STAY ON THE SIDEWALK and we'll... Oh shit, cowboy hat? What the fu... Yeah I see you."
Margaritas by the yard... "That was quite the chilling reindition of 'Red Red Wine'" "Yeah we're druuuuunk.." "Heh, me too!" "OMG! Fuck yeah! Can I wear your cowboy hat?!?!"
Tourist pictures... "Hey! It's the Corona guy! We saw you yesterday! Can we get a pic with you?"
Oh yeah, heard this one like twelve times... "Da na na na na na na naaa NINE CORONAS!"
And last but certainly not least... "So how much are you down my friend?" "Well all in all, 200, but, as long as the bartenders keep serving minors around here... I..don't..care..." "HA HA, very good my friend. So what brings you here?" "Sister's wedding" "Oh? How'd that go over?" "Notice I'm drunk and still drinking fast.." "HA HA" "Getting ass rapped by a stallion would be more pleasent then dealing with those inlaws" "HA HA" (The dude was being held up by his wife the whole time. Sounded like a Viking when he laughed)
Quite the morning after all that, should have had a fucking camera with me...
Wearing the Corona cowboy hat... "Maaan... Nice hat, lemme get you one for the road cowboy!"
Riding the Las Vegas Monorail for an hour with airplane bottles and cell phone... ("Hey it's me... I'm on the monorail... No fuckin' clue where I am... Later")
Downtown Vegas with my sister and her husband... "Ok, you're gonna wanna walk down the street under the lights, STAY ON THE SIDEWALK and we'll... Oh shit, cowboy hat? What the fu... Yeah I see you."
Margaritas by the yard... "That was quite the chilling reindition of 'Red Red Wine'" "Yeah we're druuuuunk.." "Heh, me too!" "OMG! Fuck yeah! Can I wear your cowboy hat?!?!"
Tourist pictures... "Hey! It's the Corona guy! We saw you yesterday! Can we get a pic with you?"
Oh yeah, heard this one like twelve times... "Da na na na na na na naaa NINE CORONAS!"
And last but certainly not least... "So how much are you down my friend?" "Well all in all, 200, but, as long as the bartenders keep serving minors around here... I..don't..care..." "HA HA, very good my friend. So what brings you here?" "Sister's wedding" "Oh? How'd that go over?" "Notice I'm drunk and still drinking fast.." "HA HA" "Getting ass rapped by a stallion would be more pleasent then dealing with those inlaws" "HA HA" (The dude was being held up by his wife the whole time. Sounded like a Viking when he laughed)
Quite the morning after all that, should have had a fucking camera with me...