3rd worship
I have gotten a new object to worship. The object I have in my possession isn't actually touched by God but it has this...immense power to attract me. Must be the sacred color of pink. And it's one of those gifts to be presented to God. I should have given all of them to God.
Please forgive me, kami-sama. But even your most loyal servant cannot stop his greed to keep one of the wonders to himself. He is a sinner and he needs to be punished. Please, please...allow me to punish myself using this wonder to bring my own agony. I...I will be forever thankful to your generosity and...
Please use it on me.
[ Private to self: ]
This loyal servant of God is a sinner. Truly a sinner. But he will accept his fate and become a sinner to make everything right. Kami-sama must have a plan of his own in mind but he must not sacrifice his own happiness for that one purpose. He always has his loyal servant to serve him. I will do everything and anything to stop this wedding. Because kami-sama, this loyal servant of yours only wants you to be happy.
[ Even more private to self: ]
HOW CAN THAT BITCH FOOL POISON GOD'S MIND AGAINST GEN-CHAN'S EYEBROWS!!? GEN-CHAN WILL STOP THE WEDDING! GEN-CHAN WILL HAVE TO STOP IT!!! GEN-CHAN WILL DO EVERYTHING TO GIVE THAT BITCH FOOL HELL! GEN-CHAN WILL FIND AN EVIDENCE OF HIS UNFAITHFULNESS TO GOD AND GOD WILL BE ANGRY AT THAT BITCH FOOL AND THEN HE WILL COME BACK TO SEE THE LIGHT AND RETURN HIS GREATEST FAVOR TO ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!