Random time!
So I got the link to this Evil Plan Guide thing from dark3princess, and it's actually kind of amusing, so here, have my evil plan:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
That is all. XD;;
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
That is all. XD;;