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[godsayshi]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All
( total) Dating76.92%33.09%You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin'90.91%60.82%Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness96.77%77.97%Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness98.15%38.29%Just go fuck something, okay? Gayness64.81%78.49%Had that

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[godsayshi]

Well, that's not really - er. I had to... pick one, you see, seeing as how I'm really neither male nor female, but since I'm. Um. Man-shaped and all... yes.

[godsayshi]

Goodness. You must be terribly impatient. The second question? Thank you, though. I think.

[godsayshi]

Oh, well, um. That's a bit better, I suppose.

...I'm not that daft.

[godsayshi]

*takes a moment to count on his fingers* Well, if we're assuming that a year has three hundred and sixty-five days, each containing twenty-four hours, each hour sixty minutes long, each minute sixty seconds long... thirty-one million five hundred and thirty-six thousand seconds. Not accounting the fluctuations in time, space, et cetera, and the fact that really, the years are getting slowly longer and longer as the universe expands.

[godsayshi]

Typist: ...not accounting for the fluctuations blah blah. I can type, I swear.

[godsayshi]

Well, you asked how I measure a year, and that's how I would measure a year. So actually, I answered your question to the best of my ability.

A month is many things, isn't it? Four weeks (each consisting of seven days, each consisting of twenty-four hours, each consisting of sixty minutes, each consisting of sixty seconds). Two fortnights. Twenty-eight days at the bare minimum, thirty-one at the maximum. Et cetera, et cetera, and so on and so forth.

[godsayshi]

Terribly fond of the word "daft," aren't you?

The idea of a month to me would be... a very, very short amount of time, which can also somehow encompass entire histories of events.

...I think I've heard - er. Forty-two? Pop culture generally escapes me.

[godsayshi]

Pomegranate isn't even a number. One cannot walk down pomegranate roads.

Typist: You saw no miscomment. :)