{Blog} It's all pure nonsense!

Jul 24, 2009 19:05

24 July 2009

Alright, that's quite enough.

I've heard this from more people than I would like and I must know just who exactly is the one spreading the rumour involving me and an apron?!

Whatever you've heard, whoever you heard it from, it's all baseless prattle - probably made up by some nosey parker who was bored and looking for amusement at my ( Read more... )

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 03:20:51 UTC
Mr. Kirkland, addressing a rumor oftentimes helps spread the rumor...

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 03:23:06 UTC
A-ah... Well, I'm of the opinion that nipping rumours in the bud is the best route to go.

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 03:32:11 UTC
To each his own then.

Though I must admit... you have gotten me interested in this "rumor". An apron, you say. I can only assume...

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 03:40:01 UTC
Cooking! It involved a cooking incident! That's all! No need to assume!

Nevermind what I just told a certain Norweigan.

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 03:48:00 UTC
If you say so, Mr. Kirkland.

By the way, and this will sound like a strange question... Are you okay living by yourself in that house? I've heard 'rumors' about your house and I worry for your safety.

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 03:55:03 UTC
More rumours? I'm not sure if I like the sound of that.

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 03:58:07 UTC
I don't like it either.

That reminds me, I've gotten your mails by mistake. If it's alright, I'd like to drop by for a visit. Maybe I can see for myself if these 'rumors' about your house is true or not.

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 04:01:44 UTC
Oh! Really?

Ahem, I suppose if it's for practical purposes then I won't object.

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 04:02:58 UTC
Strictly for practical purposes, I understand you are a busy man.

Then, I'll come by as soon as I can.

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 04:14:58 UTC
Good, best to be prompt with these sort of things. Shall we set the date?

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 04:25:28 UTC
Whatever is best for you, Mr. Kirkland.

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 04:27:28 UTC
Sometime this weekend, then? I believe that should be the most convenient time for both of us.

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 04:31:08 UTC
This weekend will be excellent. Sometime during the day, I hope?

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 04:33:37 UTC
Of course, it would be slightly improper to meet at night. Gives others the wrong impression.

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notaustralian July 25 2009, 04:46:42 UTC
I would hope not... I'm only trying to be a good neighbor.

Then, I'll see you this weekend. Have a good night, Mr. Kirkland.

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godsavemy July 25 2009, 04:52:37 UTC
Indeed, I wish the same for you.

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