{Blog} How Typical...

[godsavemy]

Wednesday, 21 April 2010 - [Two Days And Counting]

...An Icelandic volcano.

Volcanic ash cloud from said Icelandic volcano.

Volcanic ash cloud, from said Icelandic volcano, that is covering all of Britain.

Aeroplanes unable to take off because of said volcanic ash cloud, from said Icelandic volcano, covering all of Britain.

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She's...not coming

Comments

[das_vedanya]

...I-I know your pain.

[godsavemy]

...Is someone stuck too...?

[das_vedanya]

Stuck with me.
In my apartment.

And she... she's overstayed her welcome.

[godsavemy]

...W-who...? Your sister?

[das_vedanya]

Nyet. She is my aunt. Aunt Catherine, specifically. She is my father's younger sister.

[godsavemy]

Do you...well, not like your aunt...?

[das_vedanya]

O-oh, no! I love her, I just... ah, she's been so into Francis Bonnefoy that love has blinded her!

[godsavemy]

..............

She what.

[das_vedanya]

She.... fell in love with Francis Bonnefoy.

[godsavemy]

...You're winding me up.

[das_vedanya]

I wish this was a joke.

[godsavemy]

H-how...?!

[das_vedanya]

....sh-she... went to talk to him about something on my behalf and he... made her swoon.

[godsavemy]

Why on earth did you let her near him in the first place...?

That's just asking for trouble!

[das_vedanya]

It was my mistake. Now I am suffering for it. Mother Nature seems to have other plans, it seems.

[godsavemy]

Yes...Mother Nature seems to have it out for all of us...