{Blog} Time Warps and Resolutions

[godsavemy]

{Digital Glitch - LOCKED against all family}

-

[What Family Members Will See If They Click On This Post]

Monday, 14 September 2009
Right then...

I...don’t know how many out there pay attention to these silly little prattlings of mine, but for a while now I’ve had this odd little problem with my house. And about two fortnights ago this...situation

Comments

ABOUT BLOODY TIME!!!

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Huh, sounds to me like you were involved in a murder plot.

[godsavemy]

...I can say with the utmost confidence that I found no dead bodies in my house.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

What about under it? Above it? Is it true that that house was built on an old Indian burial ground?

Actually, gimme a sec, I want to get a pen and paper...

[godsavemy]

...why is pen and paper necessary?

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Takin' notes, kid.

[godsavemy]

For what, may I ask? And really, "kid"? You're certainly not that much older than I.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

For when you tell me about this Indian burial ground. You don't know that. It's the internet.

[godsavemy]

What Indian burial ground? Right then. You must be one of those dodgy forty-year-olds holed up in their mum's basement.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

The one under your house. Do you live with your parents, kid?

[godsavemy]

Since when...? Not since they died. And please stop calling me that.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

You should probably check that out and then give me the details. Huh, kind of sucks for you then. Anyway, you said I was forty. Forty-something old guys call kids kids, it's a fact. Unless you are in fact not a kid?

[godsavemy]

I honestly prefer not to know. I don't care how old you are, it's patronising.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

It doesn't seem like ignorance is bliss in your case, though, does it... hm... Whoa, settle down there.

[godsavemy]

Tell you what, if I see any Native American spirits lurking around, you'll be the first one to know. ...I don't think I was coming off that aggresive.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Nicely done! I'll give you some saltlakrids too if you'd like. Only fair. Just goes to show that you're probably passive aggressive. You just need to learn to express anger in a healthy way, yeah?

[godsavemy]

Saltlakrids? That's a type of liquorice, yes? Healthy ways to express my anger? I fear those stress balls do nothing for me.