[ooc] Love Meme Continuations?

[godsavemy]

Ffff, okay. Not sure if anyone is even interested or if everyone is already burnt out over the love meme, but if you want to continue a thread you had with Arthur - where I posted on yours or vice versa - please post here with the link to the thread(s) you want to continue~ Please post here if you want to start a new one too

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[pravdadomina]

TOO BAD IT WASN'T 2~ HELLO KITTY BONDAGE~

[godsavemy]

U-um, yes? Do you need something?

OHOHOHO. IF ONLY.

[pravdadomina]

S dovolením, but-

[A pause]

You are a member of that forum, no? Ah, perhaps you will know my screen name better.

[She holds out her hand, smiling deviously] Dominika. A pleasure.

[godsavemy]

[Chokes because ohbloodyshittinghell his secret has been exposed and how does she even know?! A-and he cannot breath now.]

[pravdadomina]

Perhaps we should discuss further somewhere else, miláčku.

Like my bedroom. Yes, that sounds suitable. Or the basement, mm, even better~

[How she found out is of no importance. But she offers him a quick explanation. Something about writing style and Frenchmen and half-brothers and cranky Englishmen and how he looks like the type to harbor dark, secretive shameful hobbies - hobbies he would no doubt post online because he's shameful like that and she can smell kink a mile away and isn't it wonderful?

....

This all occurs as she promptly begins dragging him home with her.]

[godsavemy]

[His mind whirls a mile a minute, entertaining all sorts of horrible scenarios in which his shameful secrets are revealed to the public at large. Caught up in his traumatic visions, he pays no heed to his surroundings.

...That is, until his back hits a flat surface and the woman...no, Dominika looms over him, a predatory glint in her eyes.]

[pravdadomina]

[Why hello there ruler, where did you suddenly come from? Ah? What's that? Wanted to join in the fun, eh? Well, sure~]

There. Now we can talk without being overheard, yes?

[There's a grin on her face as she places her handy dandy ruler beneath his chin, tilting his head up as she practically drapes herself across his lap, pressing the poor man further against the bed.] Because I think there will be much to discuss and we may not be done anytime soon, miláčku~

[godsavemy]

[Finally a hold of his senses that abandoned him at so crucial of a time, he realises where he was (a bedroom with some...beginner materials, n-not that he would know that, mind you!), who he was with (a fairly-- oh, who was he kidding? An extremely attractive woman who might as well be straddling him), and the various sensations around him (the softness of the bed...of her skin, the hardness of the ruler and of his-- o-oh fucking hell).]

M-madam! You're mistaken, I assure you!

[He doesn't think playing dumb will work - when does it ever? - but he has to at least try.]

[pravdadomina]

Mistaken? Me? How could I forget about your lovely shibari story, mé drahé.

[She tosses him what one would consider an almost hurt look, were it not for the amused glint in her eyes as she presses herself more firmly against him. There's a pause, however, as she feels something rather interesting pressing against her thigh.]

...Oh my, Mister Kirkland. What's this~? [The ruler in her hand slowly inches away from his chin to brush back his bangs as her grin widens.] Or should I call you Arthur? Since I do not think you want to go by your forum name~

[godsavemy]

[At this point, he is mortified beyond belief, wanting more than ever for some deity to strike him down at this very moment, since he wouldn't die from embarrassment any time soon.

At any other time, the blood rushing to his head would have had the potential to make it pop off or explode, but given that half of his blood was being directed to another area of his anatomy--

He sputtered incoherently willing himself to calm down, but failing miserably.]

[pravdadomina]

Ah? So you're not going to deny your identity further? Jak úžasné~

[Sitting firmly on his lap, with her thighs draped on either side of his hips, Veronika gives the blond a small smirk.] I cannot say that I am not a bit disappointed right now, though.

[She gives a slow roll of her hips downwards.]

I expected you to have a bit more self-control, but it seems I was mistaken, hm?

[godsavemy]

Y-you ambushed me!

[He squawks in protest and in defense of what was an utterly normal reaction given the circumstances.]

Anyone would be taken aback!

[pravdadomina]

I did not take you for the type of person that complained so much, Kirkland. [She rolls her eyes, fingers wrapping around his tie as she pulls up with considerable force, her lips now hovering dangerously close over his.]

I am offering you sex and yet you seem blind to my offer. Such a shame, I assumed you had more experience and less nativity than your brother.

[godsavemy]

Perhaps if you had introduced yourself in such a--

...

...wait.

Just wait. A bloody moment.

[Using whatever strength he has left, he keeps her in place and doesn't let her move a centimetre.]

My brother?

[pravdadomina]

[Absently, she begins to tap the ruler against her thigh, a frown now on her face as she nods.]

Yes, he is my co-worker, you know. We were having dinner once and he got a bit tipsy while drinking scotch-

[She gives a dismissive wave of her hand.] And by a bit tipsy, I mean he turned rather giggly and admitted to being a virgin. Which I thought was rather interesting, really. [A pause.]

He's rather clumsy when eating, too.

[Her fingers trail up along his chest, nails scraping the side of his neck as she speaks.] So I figured, after that story of yours on your forum, that you were different, miláčku. [Her lips brush against his, a teasing smile on her lips.]

[godsavemy]

[He's really too caught up in the fact that she shagged Dewi - it couldn't be anyone else but him, given she used the words 'giggly' and 'virgin'...and oh dear god, she was the one who put such a self-satisfied smirk on that idiot's face and he was not going to think about this anymore - to prove all the notions she had of him wrong.]

You. You slept with Dewi? Dewi I-like-pretending-to-be-sodding-Doctor-Who Ainsworth?