{Blog} 'Tis the Season to be-- Oh, just piss off.

[godsavemy]

I'm not coming in within 1km of a shopping district until this wretched season is over. Also anywhere that has holiday discounts. The lot that is attracted to those sort of things are shamelessly vicious and have no qualms about head-butting COMPLETE STRANGERS. Last time I go to--

...O-on a completely separate note...does anyone have any

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Does Artie want to make himself a pretty girl~?

[salylimon]

...as in make up? I've heard Bare Minerals isn't too bad. Or something from Clinique, Vincent Longo, or Chanel if you don't mind the pricier products.

I-IT'S TO LOOK NORMAL.

[godsavemy]

...just something to cover up the bruising...

...WHAT'S THE GLITTER FOR, THEN?

[salylimon]

...in that case, you might want to go with concealer that's yellow or green instead of something that matches your skin tone. Er, liquid concealer would probably help, too.

...MY CHRISTMAS CARDS.

[godsavemy]

....green?

...AND THE HOT PINK FEATHER BOA?

[salylimon]

...it's not going to stay green on your face. It blends in.

FOR DEWI.

[godsavemy]

...are you sure?

...AND THE SEQUINED UNION JACK DRESS?

[salylimon]

...positive. Trust me.

See?

...FOR DEWI'S MUM?

[godsavemy]

...that boggles the mind...