tattoos!
friday the 13th tattoos! $13! house of tattoo! choose from 13 designs!
AND i just got paid. serendipity, yes? i wonder what the designs are. / where i should get one. hip hip hooray! now, if only i can sneak off work early...
this totally makes up for the fact that burger king shit the damn bed last night. if you have ever had to deal with giant snake shit before, you will know why this is such an awful thing. for those who haven't, it looks like a mixture of bird poo and cat poo. except it comes out of an 8 foot long creature with an intestine god knows how long that only shits every couple of months. it also smells twenty times worse. why he was in the damn bed in the first place is QUITE ANOTHER STORY which i will avoid telling because i am trying to be less of a bitch and there is no way to tell it without being a bitch. the end!
oh but ps what's a blog without a lolcat:
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AND i just got paid. serendipity, yes? i wonder what the designs are. / where i should get one. hip hip hooray! now, if only i can sneak off work early...
this totally makes up for the fact that burger king shit the damn bed last night. if you have ever had to deal with giant snake shit before, you will know why this is such an awful thing. for those who haven't, it looks like a mixture of bird poo and cat poo. except it comes out of an 8 foot long creature with an intestine god knows how long that only shits every couple of months. it also smells twenty times worse. why he was in the damn bed in the first place is QUITE ANOTHER STORY which i will avoid telling because i am trying to be less of a bitch and there is no way to tell it without being a bitch. the end!
oh but ps what's a blog without a lolcat:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures