sundries
so i obviously haven't been updating. i don't know why, given that i have roughly 82 hours a day at work with jack shit to do.
anyway. here is a tale.
last night at the bar these two guys asked if i'd watch their beers while they went out and smoked, because, "you don't look like the kind of girl to slip guys rufies."
so i put a mint in each of their beers and we all eventually discovered that minty pbr is not as bad as one might think.
also, right after i said out loud, "the cook is really cute" (not in his earshot) he came over and complimented my backpatch. please to quit fucking with me now, god. thanx.
then i rode my bike home drunk and the wind, oh the mighty march wind, it carried my borrowed black fedora away. it was quite picturesque, until i remembered it wasn't mine and had to chase it down the street.
also! if you throw your cigarette out the window of your car and hit somebody with it, you are an asshole. i find it hard to believe anyone would deny this, and yet you, mr. asshole on 6th and union, you are an asshole and i wish i'd thrown a rock at you when you flipped me the bird.
asshole.
anyway. here is a tale.
last night at the bar these two guys asked if i'd watch their beers while they went out and smoked, because, "you don't look like the kind of girl to slip guys rufies."
so i put a mint in each of their beers and we all eventually discovered that minty pbr is not as bad as one might think.
also, right after i said out loud, "the cook is really cute" (not in his earshot) he came over and complimented my backpatch. please to quit fucking with me now, god. thanx.
then i rode my bike home drunk and the wind, oh the mighty march wind, it carried my borrowed black fedora away. it was quite picturesque, until i remembered it wasn't mine and had to chase it down the street.
also! if you throw your cigarette out the window of your car and hit somebody with it, you are an asshole. i find it hard to believe anyone would deny this, and yet you, mr. asshole on 6th and union, you are an asshole and i wish i'd thrown a rock at you when you flipped me the bird.
asshole.