in case i don't return

[gods_slapstick]

Dear Texas,
You were the butt of a lot of my jokes
if i do leave, it's to advance my quotes,
and to all the success I've received,
I've loved it but it didn't love me,
it's like the drunk uncle in your family,
you know he lame, you feel ashamed,
but you love 'em all the same,
so bye for now, possibly forever,
this last month we've had a lot fun together.
like most good things, it might come to end,
please show the same love to my friends,
Dear, Texas.