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[godot_107]

*drinks coffee from the kitchen*

Mm.

Compared to the stuff I came in with, this is terribly substandard. But I only had two thermoses.

*sips kitchen coffee*

I'm done with the first thermos, so I'll have to save the other one so I can try to reproduce it. I can't live off this stuff for very long.

*gulp*

Unbelievable...

Comments

[orange_renge]

So don't drink it if you think it's gross.

[godot_107]

...Let me ask you something. If your optometrist told you you were nearsighted, would you gouge your eyes out?

[orange_renge]

What's that got to do with anything?

[godot_107]

*finishes cup, gets new one*

A real man knows when it's better to settle for less than to cut yourself off. That's one of my rules.

[orange_renge]

That's friggin' stupid. If you're that damn addicted to something, then of course you'd be willing to settle for the shitty stuff.

[godot_107]

I fail to see how the analogy doesn't work out. Are you not addicted to your sight?

[orange_renge]

Of course not! Why the hell would someone be addicted to sight?

[godot_107]

So you wouldn't mind losing it? You could trade places with me. Without this stylish contraption, I can't see a thing. And obviously I'm as addicted to my sight as I am to that old black magic.

*sip*

[orange_renge]

...That thing lets you see? *poke*