You see, I noticed that you'd added a bar onto your facilities. Nothing wrong with that, it'll probably bring in a nice flow of cash and make your patrons a lot happier, too. But a bar brings problems too. Rowdy patrons, overdrinking, people spiking drinks...security problems. Not to mention the extra effort needed to keep minors out.
I'm sure you've made your own arrangements, but I thought I would offer you my expertise. As you can see from the resume I've attached, I've spent many years on the police force in Solare. The bad side of Solare. Combine that with bouncing and a few other jobs I've had, and that makes me something of an expert on security matters.
If you hire me, I guarantee that in no time at all, you'll have a crack team of bouncers, ready to deal with any problems that come up and protect your property. That'll be good not only for the bar, but also for any other events you host.
We have not yet had any particularly bad problems, however I am not sufficiently naive to believe that this will remain the case. I have already heard of a few smaller altercations.
The resume is impressive, if occasionally spotty. The position of 'bouncer wrangler' is not technically a position. Do you feel you are qualified for a more traditional position on the ship?
It would be most expedient if you also worked while we are away from port. We have a great deal fewer disciplinary issues when we are traveling so you will be much less useful unless you take a position. If you are good with people you may make a solid addition as a Boatswain.
If you have additional suggestions about the bar, please bring them to my attention. It is still in its early stages due to various unforeseen circumstances and has not yet earned and appropriate profit.
I will, of course, observe your performance. However, it has always been my policy of gauging competency through work, not qualifications or previous employment.
... Is this proposal some sort of one man comedy show? It seems like it would be much more successful to ad Maes and Gintoki.
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You see, I noticed that you'd added a bar onto your facilities. Nothing wrong with that, it'll probably bring in a nice flow of cash and make your patrons a lot happier, too. But a bar brings problems too. Rowdy patrons, overdrinking, people spiking drinks...security problems. Not to mention the extra effort needed to keep minors out.
I'm sure you've made your own arrangements, but I thought I would offer you my expertise. As you can see from the resume I've attached, I've spent many years on the police force in Solare. The bad side of Solare. Combine that with bouncing and a few other jobs I've had, and that makes me something of an expert on security matters.
If you hire me, I guarantee that in no time at all, you'll have a crack team of bouncers, ready to deal with any problems that come up and protect your property. That'll be good not only for the bar, but also for any other events you host.
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The resume is impressive, if occasionally spotty. The position of 'bouncer wrangler' is not technically a position. Do you feel you are qualified for a more traditional position on the ship?
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If you have additional suggestions about the bar, please bring them to my attention. It is still in its early stages due to various unforeseen circumstances and has not yet earned and appropriate profit.
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I'll be sure to have a look around the place and see what I can come up with for you.
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Please do your best and do not disappoint.
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