this is what happens when country and alcohol mix.........

[godofnakedtime]

well i got drunk last night and i decided that i should write a great country song, and this is what happpened.

sombeody poor me a beer
sombody find me a girl
im gonna get drunk and im gonna get loud
and ur gonna have to take me home in a damn ole police car

somebody call my dog
it done ran away
when i stumbled out the door to forget my troubles today
my wife stole my car
and she left me a note
i didnt have to read it to know she aint never commin home

sombeody poor me a beer
sombody find me a girl
im gonna get drunk and im gonna get loud
ur gonna have to take me home in a damn ole police car

my day has gone to hell
and it just got worse
my mamma died a year ago and my daddy on his way
i just shot my dog
i was smokin that wacky tabacky and i thought it was a big ole moster instead my basset hound

sombeody poor me a beer
sombody find me a girl
im gonna get drunk and im gonna get loud
ur gonna have to take me home
ur gonna have to take me home
cuase i dont wanna go unless its in a damn ole police car

well i think its cool
hit me back and tell me what u think