Letters From Home: I am not an arms dealer but...
From: Sgt. Karrin Murphy
To: Thomas Raith
Subject: Worried about you
Thomas --
You doing okay? I haven't heard from you in more than a week and Harry is getting antsy. He keeps muttering about you and a job and sleeping potions. I did some research of my own on the Internet about your show and, first off, let me say the fans are terrifying. God, the teen set is understandable, but the forty-somethings making elaborate plans to stalk places near that house and get a chance to be bitten or fed from? Those women are fucking lunatics. Half of them seem to think you're really great actors and the other half seem to think you're real vampires. Thomas, those are real people. If you run into them and they get hurt... You might be out of my jurisdiction right now, but I will kick your ass when you get back to Chicago.
Where was I again? Right. The Internet. There are rumours that you disappeared for three days and came back shot. I noticed you weren't on the show for a couple of days but assumed you were just hiding from the camping fall-out. Thomas, did you really jet off somewhere and get shot? I hate to do it, but do I need to mail you the rest of your gear? Your clips are illegal in that state, but there are enough spooks in your house that you might need them.
Karrin
To: Thomas Raith
Subject: Worried about you
Thomas --
You doing okay? I haven't heard from you in more than a week and Harry is getting antsy. He keeps muttering about you and a job and sleeping potions. I did some research of my own on the Internet about your show and, first off, let me say the fans are terrifying. God, the teen set is understandable, but the forty-somethings making elaborate plans to stalk places near that house and get a chance to be bitten or fed from? Those women are fucking lunatics. Half of them seem to think you're really great actors and the other half seem to think you're real vampires. Thomas, those are real people. If you run into them and they get hurt... You might be out of my jurisdiction right now, but I will kick your ass when you get back to Chicago.
Where was I again? Right. The Internet. There are rumours that you disappeared for three days and came back shot. I noticed you weren't on the show for a couple of days but assumed you were just hiding from the camping fall-out. Thomas, did you really jet off somewhere and get shot? I hate to do it, but do I need to mail you the rest of your gear? Your clips are illegal in that state, but there are enough spooks in your house that you might need them.
Karrin