Letters from Home: I'm not wasting police resource on you
From: Sgt. Karrin Murphy
To: Thomas Raith
Subject: Your Business Needs More TVs
Thomas -
Your employees have started inviting Harry over to the Coiffure Cup to watch Real World Bites. I suspect by the time you come back, there will be a very long expense report along with a list of the number of televisions Harry's blown out. I've been watching too (as have 90% of SI); half of them think you're pretending too hard to be straight, the other half are mocking Harry for getting dumped by such an obvious horn dog. Harry won't come by SI anymore since Rawlings and the others are ribbing him endlessly, for which my computer thanks you.
Harry told me about your tip on SLPD. I've got Stallings looking into it. Slow going though, it's out of our jurisdiction and all, but if we ever have a case that ends up in St. Louis, it'll be good to know they've got a mole. The office has a betting pool on which of your housemates you'll sleep with first. Rawling's got $300 on Edward (though he suggests kindly that you remove the stick from the kid's ass before you get down to busines), Stallings is betting on Lacrimosa, and Randalls has money on Jean-Claude. You should stay away from Drusilla though. That girl is insane and will probably bite your head off (literally. Keep it in your pants, will ya?).
Aside from the fact that you are now THE number one topic of water cooler gossip, nothing much is happening. No one thinks you are actual spooks, just great actors. Your business has been BOOMING since you've been on the show. There's a huge waitlist for appointments when you get back. If Harry breaks my car because he's too busy ranting at you, I'm sending you the bill.
Take care,
Karrin
*****
Thomas,
YOU ARE MAKING MY LIFE A COMPLETE HELL WITH THIS STUPID SHOW. GET YOUR ASS HOME SO I CAN KICK IT INTO LAKE MICHIGAN.
Harry
To: Thomas Raith
Subject: Your Business Needs More TVs
Thomas -
Your employees have started inviting Harry over to the Coiffure Cup to watch Real World Bites. I suspect by the time you come back, there will be a very long expense report along with a list of the number of televisions Harry's blown out. I've been watching too (as have 90% of SI); half of them think you're pretending too hard to be straight, the other half are mocking Harry for getting dumped by such an obvious horn dog. Harry won't come by SI anymore since Rawlings and the others are ribbing him endlessly, for which my computer thanks you.
Harry told me about your tip on SLPD. I've got Stallings looking into it. Slow going though, it's out of our jurisdiction and all, but if we ever have a case that ends up in St. Louis, it'll be good to know they've got a mole. The office has a betting pool on which of your housemates you'll sleep with first. Rawling's got $300 on Edward (though he suggests kindly that you remove the stick from the kid's ass before you get down to busines), Stallings is betting on Lacrimosa, and Randalls has money on Jean-Claude. You should stay away from Drusilla though. That girl is insane and will probably bite your head off (literally. Keep it in your pants, will ya?).
Aside from the fact that you are now THE number one topic of water cooler gossip, nothing much is happening. No one thinks you are actual spooks, just great actors. Your business has been BOOMING since you've been on the show. There's a huge waitlist for appointments when you get back. If Harry breaks my car because he's too busy ranting at you, I'm sending you the bill.
Take care,
Karrin
*****
Thomas,
YOU ARE MAKING MY LIFE A COMPLETE HELL WITH THIS STUPID SHOW. GET YOUR ASS HOME SO I CAN KICK IT INTO LAKE MICHIGAN.
Harry