You know what's lame?

Feb 08, 2005 01:37

I'm sure you do know plenty of lame things, but I've officially pegged down the lamest of lame things that lame people do.

You people that put in sad and depressing lyrics in your livejournals and away messages. You are lame. I've taken it upon myself to mock you people in my own ways. (Note that I am talking about sad and depressing lyrics, such as stupid emo shit like Bright Eyes and the like. If you put in cool shit like Pantera or Snoop Dogg or something like that, you are dismissed from that classification. The same goes for people who write haikus, cause haikus fucking rock.)

You aren't going to kill yourself. You aren't at the worst time of your life, you're at the best time of your life. Make the best of it. This goes out to all you emo kids who do this. Wear some color and take a fucking shower.

I'm out.
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