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[godmoney_girl]

Before I launch into my predicament-I just want to make this plea clear: please leave a comment. I really would like input. The first person I thought of share my problem with was my husband Ryan. Next was Allison and Josh, I can’t remember in what order. I remember Allison telling me not to call her at night so I called Josh and he was really

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[cheshire_nation]

First, consult the village oracle and have her interpet your dreams, hopefully you will gain divine confirmation in the purity of your cause. Then gather the tribal council and the elders from adjoining villages and issue a religious edict damning the Bob Durkee as an agent of a rival god and a direct threat to the village's viability to obtain slaves and grow crops (as well as remain faithful to your chosen gods). Task your war chief to muster all the men fit enough to fight instructing him to arrange the village's troops in this order: slaves and conscripts from other tribes in the front and your own wariors in the back with the village elite well in the back. Gather your honor guard and march these braves into the royal hut or wigwam of the Bob Durkee and sieze him and his wives. Bring him and his entourage to the temple square and sacrfice them to your gods making sure to eat the heart and brain of the Bob Durkee, I will give you no special details concerning the treatment of the wives or other familiars.

I hope this helps! Your welcome in advance. :-)

[godmoney_girl]

haha--first time i cracked a smile since last night's debacle.