Spicing up the sex life
I've been thinking I should write more. Most of the time I get semi-interesting ideas, I flesh it out a little, then I forget all about it once the conversation is over. I should start writing this shit down. Perhaps it's just that I have more time on my hands now that I dropped IRC or something. Anyway, I think I'll be posting more of my random thoughts now.
I've been with my wife for eleven years now, eight of which we've been married. After that long a couple needs something to spice up their sex life; otherwise the sex is boring. Instead of whispering sweet nothings to each other, we say things like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you." In order to get some excitement in the bedroom going, we've recently started role-playing. I close my eyes and imagine I'm a man who wants to fuck his wife even after eleven years. She closes her eyes and pretends she's with someone who is not a complete asshole. This has served us well so far, but it is still rather boring at times.
I've considered solutions. Since some women are into pirates, I've considered dressing like Long John Silver for bedroom games. However, I'm not sure how exciting that would be. It sounds like fun, but just stop and imagine the consequences of fingering her while wearing a hook on my hand. I'm not a fan of guro.
There's always the naughty school girl and teacher fantasy. You know the fantasy, where the catholic schoolgirl flirts and teases with the teacher until he puts her over his knee and gives her a good spanking. The problem is that my teacher is a retired man which totally ruins the entire fantasy. Plus I look stupid in dresses.
Perhaps we could play fantasy rape games. She could go walking in the park, then I would pop up behind her and ravish her. Or at least, I hope it's her I'd be ravishing. I'd hate to find out she got delayed and I fucked the wrong girl. I don't think "but she looks exactly like my wife from behind officer..." is a valid legal defense.
I think I have the perfect solution though, but I'm not sure I dare mention it to the missus. My idea is that I start fucking other women and promise that I'll close my eyes and pretend they are my wife. In my mind, I will be faithful to her, but the important part is that physically I won't be. Everyone always says a relationship should be more than physical, so she shouldn't mind. After all, in the important ways I'll be faithful. I believe in equal equality, so she can start sleeping with other men as well. After all, as long as I blow my load what do I care what she does?
I've been with my wife for eleven years now, eight of which we've been married. After that long a couple needs something to spice up their sex life; otherwise the sex is boring. Instead of whispering sweet nothings to each other, we say things like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you." In order to get some excitement in the bedroom going, we've recently started role-playing. I close my eyes and imagine I'm a man who wants to fuck his wife even after eleven years. She closes her eyes and pretends she's with someone who is not a complete asshole. This has served us well so far, but it is still rather boring at times.
I've considered solutions. Since some women are into pirates, I've considered dressing like Long John Silver for bedroom games. However, I'm not sure how exciting that would be. It sounds like fun, but just stop and imagine the consequences of fingering her while wearing a hook on my hand. I'm not a fan of guro.
There's always the naughty school girl and teacher fantasy. You know the fantasy, where the catholic schoolgirl flirts and teases with the teacher until he puts her over his knee and gives her a good spanking. The problem is that my teacher is a retired man which totally ruins the entire fantasy. Plus I look stupid in dresses.
Perhaps we could play fantasy rape games. She could go walking in the park, then I would pop up behind her and ravish her. Or at least, I hope it's her I'd be ravishing. I'd hate to find out she got delayed and I fucked the wrong girl. I don't think "but she looks exactly like my wife from behind officer..." is a valid legal defense.
I think I have the perfect solution though, but I'm not sure I dare mention it to the missus. My idea is that I start fucking other women and promise that I'll close my eyes and pretend they are my wife. In my mind, I will be faithful to her, but the important part is that physically I won't be. Everyone always says a relationship should be more than physical, so she shouldn't mind. After all, in the important ways I'll be faithful. I believe in equal equality, so she can start sleeping with other men as well. After all, as long as I blow my load what do I care what she does?