Mm Coffee....

[godimbored]

So to keep up with gameing relations. Has anyone heard about the lovely 'hot coffee' mod for the pc version of gta: San Andreas...While running amuck, you may decide to take your lovely girlfriend on a date, and you just might hit it off...And you just might get inviteed inside for coffe...of course this leads me to believe that over a steaming pile of...a warm cup of joe, they will debate the finer points of republican policy, the best way to appease the masses, and of course how to lower the global crime rate...Little did I know that they were actually going to have sex..I mean come on, this is a game where you terrorize the police force, screw hookers, gun down rival gang members and pedestrians, commit arson, and above all else the glory of the game, steal cars..But senseless nudity...I mean sure its just pixels, but naked cartoon today, global anarchy tomorrow! Personally i'm quite thankful that Rockstar has to put out this patch and remove the content from future games. I mean its not like parents can read the label on the game, or instill the ideas of right and wrong within their children, that would be pointless. I'm so thankful money is going towards stopping this terrible crime, one day we may be able to live in a world where games reflect the the real world of laws and its abiding citizens perfectly..Wait a minute..current crime rate? Naw....
Oh and parents....It's called GRAND THEFT AUTO! Start paying attention to your kids...you can't pawn them off to video games...assholes
-Victim of Grand Theft Auto