Oi!
So everyone has continued to let themselves be lulled into the idea that they need sleep...Which leaves me with one of my favourite games. Who can I call that I know isint asleep? Oh oh oh! I could call Jesse...that guy never sleeps, plus hes quite attractive and witty......not to mention nimble in a skirt...but thats a different story, ANYWAY! I should start figuring out who dosent sleep till late. Jon and Kai normally but they've gone to bed early, Kait....ha! She loves sleep, I should call her Mrs. Sandman :p. Mocha...I havent the faintest idea her sleep patterns fluxuate and being like Kait i'd rather not run one of those fun wake up a Volpe risks...it always ends in casteration....Now to rant....feel free to go eat and grow fat whilst I do so.........
That show sweet 16....why in gods name is that show popular....other then the fact that it inspires hatered. Which shows me how much MTV is catering to my needs...bringing hate into every home. I havent heard a single 'good thing' about the show. Yet everyone watches it. Why? Because people like to gossip and talk bad about something/someone and if they can about a show where they won't meet the people, then they can get that need out. I want to make "My innocence lost" we can put it on mtv after 12 and show the terrible cases of girls (and guys don't want to be sexist) losding their virginity in the worst possable ways....Have any of you ever seen the rules of attraction? Thats right...vomitted on while drunk and being video taped style...And of course just for an extra kick in the teeth we can meld it with that show where parents see what there kids do while there away and they spy on them....such a lovely show of commetatus and family unity/respect. So when little Billy goes to put his clothing on and the older fatter and much uglier woman tells him hes on "Your innocence is MINE!" it will go something...like this....."I didint expect this at all...ha! I beleived she really had herpies and syphilis..." "haha yeah we laughed so hard....your grounded for the rest of your life for having sex by the way....*audience laughter and funny pixelated drawing put in over people*" "yeah...haha thats ok what a relief" "What do you mean?" "The stds..." "Oh no no...we laughed because there real...that shoudl teach you, you son of a bitch!"
Now before my Canadian ass gets lynched i'm off
-Hubbn
That show sweet 16....why in gods name is that show popular....other then the fact that it inspires hatered. Which shows me how much MTV is catering to my needs...bringing hate into every home. I havent heard a single 'good thing' about the show. Yet everyone watches it. Why? Because people like to gossip and talk bad about something/someone and if they can about a show where they won't meet the people, then they can get that need out. I want to make "My innocence lost" we can put it on mtv after 12 and show the terrible cases of girls (and guys don't want to be sexist) losding their virginity in the worst possable ways....Have any of you ever seen the rules of attraction? Thats right...vomitted on while drunk and being video taped style...And of course just for an extra kick in the teeth we can meld it with that show where parents see what there kids do while there away and they spy on them....such a lovely show of commetatus and family unity/respect. So when little Billy goes to put his clothing on and the older fatter and much uglier woman tells him hes on "Your innocence is MINE!" it will go something...like this....."I didint expect this at all...ha! I beleived she really had herpies and syphilis..." "haha yeah we laughed so hard....your grounded for the rest of your life for having sex by the way....*audience laughter and funny pixelated drawing put in over people*" "yeah...haha thats ok what a relief" "What do you mean?" "The stds..." "Oh no no...we laughed because there real...that shoudl teach you, you son of a bitch!"
Now before my Canadian ass gets lynched i'm off
-Hubbn